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"I've heard their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation"

Brick från Anchorman

"Hey, how do you spell FBI?"
- Toy Story 2

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Glenn coco? 2 for you Glenn coco!! You go Glenn coco!

Mean girls.

We must go back to the future! - Back to the Future

Where we're going, we don't need roads - Back to the Future II

Back to the Future har några av dom bästa citaten!

Let's go for a walk - nån maffiarulle

Don't forget the cannoli - The Godfather

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse - The Godfather

"I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum."
Utan tvekan det absolut skönaste citatet någonsin.

Brennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy Huff: Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan Huff: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire! (Step Brothers)

Oliver: This ain't a war, anymore than a war between men and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots. (Scary Movie 4)

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. (Airplane!)

The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? (The Dark Knight)

Rufus T. Firefly: Go, and never darken my towels again! (Duck Soup)

Patrick Star: I LOVE BEING PURPLE! (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle. (The Fifth Element)

School Bully: [looks at Shaun's overly long pants] What the fuck are they?
Shaun: I'm wearin 'em for a bet. What's your excuse? (This is England)

Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH! (Bottom)

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. (Pulp Fiction)

There's a bit of good in every Irishman

- Kill the irishman

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha."
Shrek Cx

*möter en hund* "Fuck me!" *blir omringad av hundar* "Fuck me sideways!!"
Typ, eller nåt sånt. Tror det är från nån Blade-film...

"Powerful magic" - Zedd i praktiskt taget alla avsnitt av Legend of the Seeker! :'D

Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
It's really that rare?
It's, like, the rarest.
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb.

Pineapple express

Don't shoot! Let'em burn!

Jag älskar det. Haha.

"I eat shits like you for breakfast!!"
"You eat poop for breakfast?!"

Från Happy Gilmore! Jag skrattar röven av mig varenda gång!!! Hahaha

"- I'm afraid I've grown hopelessly lax in my discipline.

- Nonsense. Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. And then, before you know it, they're grown."
Finding Neverland.

"I wanna shoot you so bad.. my dick's hard" - New Jack City