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"Your dog has pooped all over my lawn"
-"Oh I'm sorry, it poops all over the place
-"Not if its dead"

Despicable me.

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"Any man brave enough to fight with his guts strapped on him can drink from my canteen anyday"

Donnie Darko.

"oh suck a fuck!"
"yeah, tell me Elisabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
-French Taunter

Eames - "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."

Inception

CLUE~
- Where is it?
- What, the body?
- The phone!
- What body?
- Buh, there's nobody! Nobody.
There's nobody in the study!

RANDOM MOVIE JAG INTE KAN NAMNET PÅ~
- What happend to you?!
- Swans... I had to chase 'em off...
- How many?!
- Terrible battle... fifteen, fourteen swans...
- How many?
- Eighteen, thirty!... Can you imagine it?
Fifteen, twenty swans!
- You said eighteen just now.
- No, I said twelve!...

-next morning-

- You talked awfully alot about
swans yesterday!
- What swans?

Finch: Grandmother fucker

Stifler: You're a motherfucker

Finch: Yes I am.

Stifler: Oh you son of a bitch.

American Pie, The Wedding

John - "I was getting there! I had my hand under her shirt!"
Tommy - "Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there."

Dazed and Confused

Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Boondock Saints

Så. Satans. Fint.

Shavonne - "You're an asshole."
Dawson - "I know I am."

Dazed and Confused

"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."

Fight Club

^
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"Does he looks like a motherfucker?"

''Glenn Coco? For You Glenn Coco! You Go Glenn Coco!''

''Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.''

Doris, Hitta Nemo:
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."