Sköna Filmcitat

"Du Sören, hur gör du med den där tuppkammen du har? Drar du i dig en bira varje gång du vill den ska stå, eller?"
"De vore ju kul om de va så, äh fan, man får ta gelatin!"
"Gelatin?"
"Javisst! Man doppar ner håret i det va, så får man stå med huvet uppochner i två timmar sen håller de för vasomhelst."
Sören, Nattbuss 807

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

"where did you go psycho, boy?"
"I felt like destroying something beautiful"

- Fight Club

"Areviderci"
Ifrån Inglourious Basterds.

this is sparta ingen kan den

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?"

trainspotting

Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
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Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is?
Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.

THE HANGOVER <3

Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said "Lets get it on."
Dale: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
Dale: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.

Step Brothers

Alan Garner: Your language is offensive
Stu Price: FUCK YOU!
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Alan Garner: We don't remember anything from last night... remember?

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Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you


THE HANGOVER

Från Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.

Citat från DiMON

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

ÅH TRAINSPOTTING MY LOVE.

"Jag pratade med en övervakare igår! Han sa att jag va duktig, när jag är full, alltså. Han sa att jag inte alls va en nolla. Jag va en noll'komma'nolla. Jag kunde likagärna va full resen av livet, tyckte han."
- Pölsa.

"It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen." - Alex, A Clockwork Orange
"What's wrong with miracles? This cherry pie is a miracle." - Log Lady, Twin Peaks

Hmf, kommer inte på fler just nu :C

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get." (RENT. Mimi (har jag för mig att det var?) citerar Angel.)

Eller från the crow.

"Police! Don't move. I said don't move!"
"I thought the police always said 'freeze'."
"Well, I am the police and I say 'don't move'. So if you move you're dead."
"And I say I'm dead, and I move."
"Not one more step..I'm serious!"
"Then shoot, if you will." *bugar sig* "..officer albrekt"
"Are you nuts? Walking to a gun? Are you high?"
"You don't remember me?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What about Shelly? Do you remember Shelly Webster?"

..Man måste ha sett filmen för att förstå.
"He died a year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead, they just don't know it yet."

Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!
Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Reemer: Dude!
Reemer: Dude.
Coop: I guess you have a point.

Från BASEketball.