Sköna Filmcitat

"Jag äter för att knulla, och knullar för att äta"
Sagt av Johnny Depp i The Libertine

"EKG - vad är det? E som i ensamhet, erosion och erotik K som i Kalmar och Ku Kux Klan och G som i Gurra G i Just D som i decivon som i P som i skum man har det i slidan när man är klar och i stjärten om man är karl; men EKG - vad är det?

"De där Romarna är inte kloka" - Obelix

[Till Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[Försöker slå honom]
Jack Sparrow: [Tar tag i hennes handled] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Oh yes i love Pirates Of The Caribbean

"...Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Female TV Executive: "Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are."
Professor Harold Monroe: "Ah, yes, that's typical western thought. Civilised isn't it? That's what Alan thought and that's why he's dead. The Yacumo Indian is a primitive and he has to be respected as such. You know, did you ever think of the Yacumo point of view? That we might be the savages?"

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

+ en massor av citat från reservoir dogs

och slutligen ett citat från en serie:
"Don't try to threaten me, Mulder. I've seen presidents die."

förmodligen redan varit, men "yippie kai yay motherfucker" - die hard

- You think love is simple, you think the heart is like a diagram.
- Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!

"What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world."

- You love her like a dog loves its owner.
- And the owner loves the dog for so doing.

- Everybody wants to be happy.
- Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live... which can be depressing.

Finns alldeles för mycket jävla bra från Closer.

- Are you a Muslim?
- No. I'm in television.

- Hey, I'm peeing on my face too. On the inside.

- Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

-I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.

"when i close my eyes I see you for what you truly are which is U-G-L-Y!"
/she's the man

"want to play rough? okey i`ll play rough, say hello to my little friend!"- scarface

Take me to bed or loose me forever.

Tycker faktiskt det är det bästa som någonsin sagts i en film. Dock är Hugh Grants kommentar om aprikoser i honung i Notting Hill hiskeligt rolig också...

<3

-"Jesus, this is a nice limo."
-"Yes, it is... now suck my cock!"

Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun: (about Ed) He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: (handing beer to Shaun) It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.

"-Genom min likgiltighet för människorna har jag ställts utanför deras gemenskap. Numera lever jag i en spökvärld, innesluten i mina drömmar och fantasier.
-Och trots det vill du inte dö.
-Jo, jag vill.
-Vad väntar du på?
-Jag vill ha vetskap.
-Du vill ha garantier.
-Kalla det vad du vill."



"-Men du ser inte glad ut? är du trött?
-Ja
-Varför det?
-Jag har tråkigt sällskap.
-Menar du din väpnare?
-Ne, inte han..
-Vem menar du då?
-Mig själv."


Det sjunde inseglet <3