Sköna Filmcitat

Käft.Bebis sover.


-Smala Sussi (:

Båda citat är ifrån "Miss March" en film alla borde se!

"I can't work like this. Firemen never get laid, everyone knows that. People hate firemen!"

"I think I get it. I was trying to turn my girlfriend into a Playboy bunny, that's why she had that seizure and I stabbed her in the face a bunch but if I just realized that she was a bunny, none of these firemen would be trying to kill me!"

Citat från maddie

''Big or small, fuck them all'' ;>

Alla meningar ur Pulp Fiction är värda guld.

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"<3




"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage."

To face what we are in the end,
We stand before the light
And our true nature is revealed.
Self-revelation is annihilation of self.

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The Entire world's a graveyard
That's all we are. We're the ones who let the dying know
The hour has come.

-The Addiction

"Människor som inte tänker ordentligt har inga hjärnor,
snarare har de grått ludd som flugit in i huvudet på dem av misstag."

Nalle Puh <3

”You talking to me?”
Taxichaufför i Thailand HAHA

Från Austin Powers

Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers.
Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row.

Från Me, Myself & Irene

Irene: You should be furious. I just dropped kicked you right in the face.
Charlie: Hey, it happens.

Vampyrer är bara fantasifigurer! Precis som älvor, tomtar och eskimåer! - Homer Simpson <33

^
liknande från simpsons:
Bart till Millhouse:
a soul is just a thing adults created to scare kids with, like the boogie man and Michael Jackson

typ alla Jack Sparrows repliker :( allt han säger är epic

skriver en svart slav sång istället som jag sjöng till chefen idag
"Days never endin', master got me workin'. Someday my master will set me free...!"

(som alla andra förlorare i väsby jobbar jag på ett lager..)