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"Here's Johnny"

han ser helt sjuk ut när han säger det D:

its not a tumor <33

House

"no, he's telling us the truth"
"But, you said that everybody lies"
"well, I lied"

"det enda som är bättre än hårspray är du"

HAHA typ bästa citatet ever. från HAIRSPRAY.

Men han säger(sjunger w/e) väl: The only thing better than hairspray, that's me?

"some thing bad, like you'r wife haveing her mouth full of your brothers seamen, is still not as bad as when you found out she filmed it"

Mysteriet på greveholm.

Mamman: Vi hör inga störande grannar utan bara våra egna andetag, är det inte fantastiskt?

Pappan kommer ingåendes: Vad är fantastiskt?

Mamman: Tystnaden. Är den inte underbar?

Pappan: Som en räkmacka med marmelad...

xD

Pumba: Han kallade mig svin. *soob*
Timon: Men du är ju ett svin.
Pumba: just det.

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ingen film, real life.

uppföljare till:

P:Han kallade mig svin!
T:Han kallade dig svin!
T:Du kallade honom svin!
P:Kallade ni mig svin?
P:Ni ska säga Herr svin!

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willy wonka?

*Någon ful jävel har precis pissat på The Dude's matta*.
Man 1: "Yea, what do you think?"
Man 2 [pissaren]: "Fuck. He looks like a fucking loser!" *Menat till The Dude.*
The Dude: "Hey, at least Im housebroken!"

-The Big Lebowski.

Det var ett annat citat som jag verkligen gillade från filmen, men har det inte i huvudet, så det fick bli den här...

"When Mary-Jane moved in, you were about six years. and when you saw her you looked at me and said; aunt May, is that an angel?"

:')

ur Spider-man 1

"AK-47 the very best there is, when you absolutely positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room... accept no substitutes."

Samuel L. Jackson i Jackie Brown, själv inte sett hela filmen, men citatet är odödligt ^^

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. "

"Buy the ticket..take the ride" Fear and Loathing in Las vegas.

"Well if you die first, i'm definitive going to eat you" - Ravenous

"Say hallo to my little friend" - Scarface

"Are you talking to me, huh!?"Taxidriver

"Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? " - Trainspotting