Roligaste MSN konversationerna

Sofia säger:
Hej
Nathalie säger:
Hej
Sofia säger:
Måste dra. Hejdå.
Nathalie säger:
Hejdå.

a. says:
Kille på msn: Vill du veta något oväntat?
Jag: Sure.
Killen: Jag älskar dig.
Jag: Nej det gör du inte.
Killen: Förlåt hade bara lust, ville få upp konversationen.

SERIÖST VAFAN
- Jonis. says:
HAHAHAH.
a. says:
HAHAH. Dissen. "Nej det gör du inte."
- Jonis. says:
Hahaha, du dissar alltid folk
a. says:
Äh! Vad vet du om det?
- Jonis. says:
Egna erfarenheter

Alex. says
JAG HAR JÄTTEROLIGT'
Jonis. says:
JA KAN TÄNKA MIG DET.
Alex. says
JAG ÄR KÅT
Jonis. says:
TROR JAG INTE PÅ ;;
Alex. says
hepp :(
Jonis. says:
Men du tittar ju på mclovin så

Det känns som det är jag som skrivit det där.. ^

Shöbba säger (19:31):
Väldigt lätt att leka internetkurragömma.
saffran säger (19:31):
ja (:
Shöbba säger (19:32):
du gömmer dig i burken?
saffran säger (19:32):
fan!
hur kunde du veta?
Shöbba säger (19:32):
jag bara vet.



vi har lite att göra.

Konversation på Omegle, TL;DR, det är bara skitsnack xD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: >:3
Stranger: cool
You: I know
You: The Game
You: now you're in it
Stranger: what game
You: if you think about it, you lose
Stranger: i dont think
You: if you live your entire life from now on without thinking about it, you win
Stranger: i already won
You: no, you're not dead
You: that's a requirement
Stranger: so if i kill myself now i win
You: you need to lose to win
You: ye, you do
Stranger: alright, peace
You: take care
Stranger: i cant im dead
You: oh
You: well
You: make the most of it
Stranger: what do i get when i win
You: nothing, just the satisfaction of that you've won The Game
You: what more would you want?
Stranger: a prize
You: what kind of prize?
Stranger: maybe some money or a whore
Stranger: you know
Stranger: what anyone wants
Stranger: is there a prize for second
You: oh ye
You: but now when you're dead, you wont have any need for such things right?
Stranger: where ever i end up i will
You: and besides, you've won, that's more than most of us can ever hope for
Stranger: but thats not enough
Stranger: im a greedy cunt
You: I see
Stranger: ive came this far now give me my slut
You: I guess we can offer you a lifetime supply of icecream
Stranger: that wont get me off
Stranger: ill just get a brainfreeze
You: Icecream gets everybody
You: You wont have any use of your brain when you're dead anyway
Stranger: i cant have sex with ice cream
You: you can try
Stranger: ill get cream in my pee hole
Stranger: we cant have that
You: I guess not
You: but when you're dead, you wont have any use for a pee hole right?

Stranger: how else will i pee
Stranger: thats not heaven with no whores and no pee hole
You: Who said you'd be going to heaven when you've won the game
Stranger: i did im the winner i make the rules now
You: you're the man now dawg
Stranger: you got a problem come get me
Stranger: i now thats what ive been trying to tell you
You: oh, but you don't have a problem, as you've won The Game
You: I've not
Stranger: exactly so as a player of the game your job is to get me whores
Stranger: ive turned this shit around
Stranger: i run barter town
You: Where is barter town?
Stranger: mad max
Stranger: never seen it
Stranger: with tina turner and the midget that rides the fat guy
You: oh, they lost The Game
Stranger: no they all died so they won
Stranger: im sitting right next to them
You: oh
You: then you have no need to go there
You: if they're with you
Stranger: if only you could be this lucky
Stranger: you didnt think this conversation was going to last this long did you
You: no, I did not
You: but you won
You: I didn't think that either
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: no one ever does
You: no, that's true
You: what if we all won
Stranger: then we would all lose
You: Ye, probably, as no one would be here to acknowledge our wins
Stranger: exactly and we'd have to start a new game
Stranger: but what comes after death
You: A new life?
You: a new Game?
Stranger: we should make a movie
You: Oh ye
Stranger: it would be trippy
You: that would be epic,
You: and everybody would win The Game, but when they are dead, they would understand that they've lost it by thinking that they won
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and guy ritchie could direct it
You: yea, and he could win The Game too
Stranger: yeah
You: hmm
You: that would be a damn interesting movie
You: I would see it
Stranger: i would buy it
You: I would love it
Stranger: on blu ray
Stranger: i dont even own a blu ray
You: oh, that must be because The Game just took it?
Stranger: yeah
You: Sometimes I hate The Game
Stranger: the game is a fucking theif
You: yea, not only blurays, but souls too!
Stranger: in the movie i hope theres a sex scene between me and angelina jolie
You: Im sure we could get one, I mean, there can never be too many of them
Stranger: yep
Stranger: that should be the prize
Stranger: i would seriously kill my self if it meant i could fuck her
You: Yea, that would mean you would win The Game too
Stranger: yeah and i would steal souls and do it all over again
You: yea, I would too
You: Seems like we have some things in common
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but were strangers
You: Yes,
Stranger: but then again who doesnt want to fuck angelina jolie
You: Good question, anybody who hasn't heard of The Game maybe?
Stranger: i didnt know about the game till a few minutes ago and ive always wanted to
You: Hmm, that can't be an coincidence
Stranger: maybe i was meant for the gamee
You: maybe you've always known about The Game, but you've not understood it untill now?
You: That would make sense
Stranger: maybe im the mesiah
Stranger: of the game
You: Maybe, or maybe You ARE The Game?
Stranger: the world may never know
You: no, because you won yourself
You: The Game is a paradox
Stranger: so now that i might be holy do you feel you should worship me
You: Yes, I would burn the bible for my new belief
Stranger: i wouldnt go that far no one certain is true
You: Well, I would, The Game has gained my faith and soul
You: For your information, this conversation is going to be saved and praised forever
Stranger: print it in a bible and distribute it to the mass
Stranger: masses*
You: I will, The Game must be acknowledged as the true religion
Stranger: except you have to use words like thou and thy shalt
Stranger: im wearing true religions
You: oh, I nearly forgot
Stranger: its a sign
You: Thou shalt not lose The Game
Stranger: it sounds like a commandment
You: Yes, the first one
Stranger: althogh we shouldnt promote violence like suicide bombings because then everyone wins even though they didnt try
Stranger: and you cant half ass the game
You: that's right, no one would believe in the truth if it was too easy to gain knowledge of
Stranger: its impossible to lose the game
Stranger: because no one lives forever
You: No, but if The Game would be your last thought, then you would forever be sucked into an eternal void of The Game
Stranger: we sound like a cult
You: To spread the truth, Im willing to pay that prize
Stranger: if the government gets a hold of our conversation
You: we might end up bad
You: The truth is worth more than a few lives, we must make sure this is published
Stranger: the government fucks everything up
You: Yes, They can't silence the Truth forever, at some point we will preveil
Stranger: this is serious
Stranger: they must know the truth
You: It sure is, we must find a way to trick the government to believe they have gotten rid of us
Stranger: we could kill ourselves like the game teaches
You: But not yet
You: The Game needs us to spread the Truth
Stranger: people might think we are worshiping the rapper
You: Then let them think that, they are just blinded by their ignorance
Stranger: we should come up with a name for the bible
You: How about, Truth? or The Game?
Stranger: maybe not refer to the game at all just call it it
Stranger: so only the chosen will know the truth
You: Oh, that is a great idea
Stranger: this is the first official manuscript of the game
You: Yes, but it must not be official just yet
You: we need to indoctrinate a group of people, so they can spread the Truth when we are disposed of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: how old
You: IM GOD. IM 2009 YEARS OLD.
You: REMEMBER?
You: :@
You: MY SON, JESUS... THEY... THEY CRUCIFIED HIM!
Stranger: maniac...
You: You're a maniac.
Stranger: yo u are a sick.
You: A sick what?
Stranger: you must know..because you are god. remember?
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: ahahahahaha


:(

Shöbba säger (23:32):
flytta med mig
saffran säger (23:33):
får jag det?
Shöbba säger (23:33):
lätt att du får
saffran säger (23:34):
men yay! vart ska vi?
Shöbba säger (23:34):
vart vill du?
saffran säger (23:34):
hm.
skåne?
Shöbba säger (23:34):
måste vi stanna kvar i sverige alltså?
saffran säger (23:34):
helst D:
om du inte vill att vi åker till afrika & skaffar aids
Shöbba säger (23:34):
om du ger mig aids.

max säger (18:01):
helvete.
kunde inte tomten gjort min morsa lite tidigare ._.
avis, kunde inte jag varit din tvilling?
saffran säger (18:02):
jag är ett år yngre än dig ;o
max säger (18:02):
oh, väntavänta, sen när då? : o
saffran säger (18:02):
sen.. alltid+
max säger (18:03):
ah, jag säger ju att du är smart

Shöbba säger (19:16):
WAIT WHAT!
Bilden du har den 2maj.
Har du bröst ?!

atreyu. says:
Hej.
Jag visste att vi till slut skulle mötas igen.
a. says:
Jag har länge väntat på denna dag.
atreyu. says:
Det har gått mången dar, men nu är vi här.
a. says:
Ja, nu är vi här. Men allt jag velat säga dig kommer inte fram. Jag trodde jag var redo, men ack så fel jag hade.
atreyu. says:
Säg det! Dina ord lämnar inte detta chattrum. Vad du säger här kommer jag att bära med mig till graven.
När du dödade henne förlorade jag all respekt för dig.. Jag har inget att säga dig, men om du vill ha förståelse så har du chans att få det nu. Så säg det du vill säga, för efter idag kommer vi aldrig höras igen.
a. says:
Hon förtjänade att dö. Jag fick välja. Isabella eller alla de andra. Jag kunde inte låta dom andra dö, du måste förstå mig.
atreyu. says:
Hon förtjänade det inte att dö! De andra var brottslingar, mördare och våldtäcktsmän och tjuvar! Hon var oskyldig som ett lamm.
Alex, hon var vår syster! Hur kunde du?!
a. says:
Syster, jag.. jag ber om ursäkt. Jag trodde jag tog det rätta valet. Åh syster, snälla förlåt mig.

Osvosvosv.

saffran säger (23:18):
jag träffade din mamma igår
rebecka säger (23:19):
var hon ståtlig? : D
hon var påväg till skåne då


lame humor <3

saffran säger (22:25):
hur gammal är du?
gutte säger (22:25):
13
saffran säger (22:26):
okej
jag är 17
gutte säger (22:26):
vi kan väl vara tsm endå

rebecca säger (21:05):
knulla
med mig
jag är hur kåt som helst
saffran säger (21:06):
HAHAHAHA
rebecca säger (21:06):
töja som fan
saffran säger (21:07):
AHAHAHHA cp

oacceptabelt- säger:
shit.
det luktar fötter här 8D
HHAHAHA shit
MEN USCH
hoppas nte dte är mina
Jag vill nte dö av min egen fotlukt
Perk säger:
stinker det så mkt?
-oacceptabelt- säger:
JAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAH