My Immortal, the world's worst HP fanfic ever
HAHAHAHA stackars Ebony att alla är så kära i henne NAW
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didnt feel mad anymore.
;)))
<3
"AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!"
omg this is epic
"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
HAHAHAHAHA
'' I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.''
är harry gay? D:
Det finns en kille som har försökt kommentera hela berättelsen:
rofl på första meningen XD
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2799385/1/My_Immortal_Commentary
Citat från Ztiller
Det finns en kille som har försökt kommentera hela berättelsen:
rofl på första meningen XD
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2799385/1/My_Immortal_Commentary
He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
V sez: Oh, dear LORD, it's Ikea Sex. Somebody pass the bleach.
Jag garvade väldigt mkt åt den kommentaren xD
"Well, here we go. I, V.M. Stone, am going to attempt what few mere mortals have ever dared-read the entirety of the notorious rapefic we all know as "My Immortal." For your entertainment, I shall commentate upon said pukefest until you all get bored and stop reading, I finish the story, and/or I go stark raving mad and show up halfway through algebra in a lime-green tutu with a chicken on my head. Whichever comes first.
Into the breach, my friends. Here goes.
*Ahem*
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
V sez: *faceplants into keyboard* I'm doomed."
Han heter Vampire, OKEJ?
Citat från Swarley
Citat från SDOK
'' I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.''
är harry gay? D:
Harry gillar både Draco och Ebony, vad det har kommit fram.
Och Draco gillar både Ebony och Harry.
Och Ebony gillar både Harry och Draco.
ah, jag märkte det när jag lästa vidare. vafan? D: draco och harry ska va dödsfiender. INTE ETT PAR ;@@@@@@@@
Spolier:
Men Draco tar ju livet av sig :D
''He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away.
It was
DUMBLYDORE!''
''suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
"
.DUMBLEDORE!''
eheheh, han har dött sin hare svart oO
''Draco had a black MCR boom.''
"Abra Kedavra! he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
What do you know, Hargrid? Youre just a little Hogwarts student!
I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT
. Hargirid paused angrily. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!
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"...pointing his womb"?
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