My Immortal, the world's worst HP fanfic ever

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”


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ASSÅ NEJ
NEEEEEEJ HAHA JAG DÖR :<<<<<<<<<<<<

Citat från MCAT

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

<33333 BÄSTA STAVNINGEN!
50 cent. <3

EDIT:
“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

JAG GRÅTER!! <33333333333333

"AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!"
<3

Citat från MCAT

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.


AHHAHAAH! DOM HAR LEKTION NÄR DET HÄR HÄNDER! XD

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Yup, she seems serious..

'I want to shit next to her!'
- Draco och Harry bråkar om Ebony

"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EDIT: "We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"

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Jag tror jag dör!

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'I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak).'

'Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.'

Ehh...

^ han kanske skar sig med ett k-o-r-s!!!