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- Tjej, 18 år, Offline (obesvarat) Idag 15:13
sho bre, skitsnygg. grr. peace bre.

Detta skedde visserligen på Dayviews, men det känns relevant.

- "e du en kille eller en tjej? :)"
- "Penisägare."
- "oh okay :P
du såg ut som en tjej xD satt o dräglade över dig tills ja insåg motsatsen :P
e du bisexuell eller?"

Fortsättningen (femte mail-utbytet) på mitt romance scam-maraton! Ooh, aj aj, kort svar denna gången. Med stor sannolikhet misstänker de på andra änden att jag varit full med bull. :') Det var tydligen bara värt att påminna om banken och pengarna denna gången. Jag vill däremot hålla passionen vid liv och gör klart att jag finns där för "henne"; skickar också ett romantiskt klipp ur Evil Dead 2 och förför med mina djärva kärleksförklaringar. <3

"Hello my sweetheart
How is your day today .I hope you are feeling fine ;honey for me i am okay here. Honey i saw your mail today and i am very happy for that and thank you very much for your love and care you are showing to me. Sweetheart please have you contact the bank for more information;if you have contact the bank you let me know but if you have not contact the bank please try to contact them today. Have a nice day; I am waiting to hear from you soon.
Yours Love
Felicia."

MITT SVAR: "My sweetest wonderbutt nacho cheese navel lint,
I'm so pleased to hear you're feeling fine, yapping on about the money in such a keen fashion. Your heart and stamina stands out like a pouting ballsack of love. An enormous ballsack, the likes of which only to be found on really large mammals. Maybe camels, or even elephants! 8) Oh my dear, you have such courage to withstand the forces of evil surrounding you. You're just like the legendary Ash in Evil Dead 2, have you seen it? Here's a clip, oh my goodness how it reminds me of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7fWOHsO4GE
I dreamt about you tonight, my darling ballsack. We were married with children, twentyfour lovely little goblins running around playing with knives and matches. I had given all our money to charity and we lived poorly in a subway toilet surrounded by rats and poop. BUT WE DIDN'T MIND, because we had EACHOTHER. Please remember that you're not alone when surrounded by stuffed animals and books laughing their asses off at you (the clip! THE CLIP!), I am there! I am there with my soul, covering you in angelic safeness and sugary goodness. But maybe you should buy a shotgun just to be sure. My sweet cookie smellbuttocks hasselhoff, we are truly destined for eachother. Write me more about yourself. I can happily announce that I have told EVERYBODY i know about the money transactions you want to make, but don't worry! They ALL think it's a wonderful idea! Well maybe not Sven-Bertil down at the ditch, but he likes to lick cockroaches so I don't fully let his opinion have an impact. I still need some time to think about it though. Please let me know more about you.

Sugary kisses and sensually penetrating tentacles,
/ Sugardaddy Pete"

KawaiiUsagichan
KawaiiUsagichan - Tjej, 18 år, Offline (obesvarat)
15 januari kl. 22:10
Patetisk du är Alex, du lägger upp saker som hänt mellan dig och mig o sen väntat på att jag skulle säga nåt dumt igen för att sen kunna lägga upp det på nätet igen.
Väx upp gullet ;)

Har inte pratat med människan sen uppcon ._.

- Kille, 16 år Online (obesvarat) 14 januari kl. 01:01 SÅg att du gillade att suga? ;);) höhö nej fuck it va
shit bah

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18 årig kille - "Ska vi brevväxla nysningsläten? :)"

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Jo, faktiskt. Menmen. Haha.

På kamrat:

Hon "Har du en dunjacka? :)"
Jag"Ja"
Hon "kan ge dig 10 live om man får se den på dig i cam ^^ Tkr om mkt kläder o så du verkar ha bra smak^^"