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Fortsättningen (tredje mail-utbytet) på mitt romance scam-maraton! I detta svaret börjar "hon" bitcha om hur jobbigt det är där i fängelset så jag bitchar tillbaks om mina problem, gäller ju att dela på misären D: Tipsar också om serien Prison Break ifall "hon" skulle kunna få lite ideer därifrån att bryta sig ut med <3333 "Hon" börjar också yra om en massa miljoner som hon vill föra över till mitt konto, varpå jag nämner hur mycket pengar jag redan har. Åh.. kärleken!
"My Dearest
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How are you? How is your day, hope is fine.?. Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal. In this camp we are only allowed to go out from the camp only on few days of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.I don't have any relative now whom i can go. To all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war, the only person i have now is Reverned Peter XXX who is the pastor of the (Christ the King Church ) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastors Tel number is (+221- 77-174-XXX) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this,i have my late father,s death certificate and his deposite certificate here with me , because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leading banks in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.8(Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the camp here, the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking. My favorite language is English cos is our country language but we speak french here in Senegal .Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you. Have a nice day and think about me. Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours in love.
Felicia."
MITT SVAR: "My sugarbutt banana split,
I don't feel that bombastic during these dark times in Sweden. The country is going through financial problems and people are crazy on the streets. The other day somebody STEPPED ON MY FOOT during a smaller riot in the cashiers queue to "Hemköp". The shit has hit the fan and gone all midievil on our asses, can you even believe that people would sink so low? In the end almost everyone only think of themselves, hurting and stepping on others, SCAMMING them even, out of integrity! But I believe you are different. Your cookie yumyum words of delicious poetry all sound so true and sad. I am sorry to hear about your situation, this terrible prison of despair. You are lucky to have internet so you can write me all these letters! It was a good thing you found and registered to the swedish community XXX or otherwise our sweet and tender love would never have been possible! Have you seen Prison Break? It's a bunch of dudes who break out of a prison! ................................ :D
It is very kind of you wanting to give me Six Million Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars, but these are very bad times for banks in Sweden, the financial crisis has made it very uneasy to have large sums of money in accounts. I know this, for my entire fortune of THREE POINT FOUR BILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND SWEDISH CRONES has shrunk to THREE POINT FOUR BILLION TWOOOOOO HUNDRED THOUSAND SWEDISH CRONES. I don't want that to happen to YOUR lovely money, my dearest poopie dingdong candynose. But don't worry, your secrets are safe with me and my family. We share everything amongst us, because it's all about love and trust as you implied! My dad is a policeman. He is like a father to me. My mother likes cheeze doodles.
Write me soon, I cannot wait, I cannot have enough of you. My heart goes boom boom!
Yours forever!
/Sugardaddy Pete"
^ Fantastiskt.
Kille: hej emma
Jag: Hej.
Kille: sur x) ?
Jag: Nej, hurså?
Kille: nej ingen smiley eller något bah antog det, :o
Suckade högt.
"Du är homosexuell men du vet bara inte om det än :D fast bi går oxå bra XD<3 "
"girl got boobs :o"
Svarade: Yes, det är fina grejer det!
"det gillar vi! speciellt med stora vårtgårdar :D
Öh va?
Fortsatte med flera konstiga frågor och påståenden inom det ämnet.
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"girl got boobs :o"
Svarade: Yes, det är fina grejer det!
"det gillar vi! speciellt med stora vårtgårdar :D
Öh va?
Fortsatte med flera konstiga frågor och påståenden inom det ämnet.
Fick samma igår!
-HEMLIG - Kille, 22 år, Offline
16 november 2011 kl. 20:08
vi borde lära känna varann bättre
Vill inte hänga ut honom, haha men fyfan vad löjligt det vaaaaaaar. :(
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Fick samma igår!
Men lol!
Var han nitton år och blond möjligen?
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Citat från imjustamemory
Fick samma igår!
Men lol!
Var han nitton år och blond möjligen?
Japp och ett vitt linne på vb :p
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Japp och ett vitt linne på vb :p
It's him, must be. Haha sicken lirare alltså!
Kommer inte ihåg exakt allt men han skrev typ i stil med:
"Tjenare sötis, är du sugen på att hitta på dumheter? Någon din far inte skulle tycka om.."
sweet.
fast näe
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Japp och ett vitt linne på vb :p
It's him, must be. Haha sicken lirare alltså!
Också fått av honom, alldels nyss.
"Du har typ, bröst!"
svarade: "Gratulerar, capten obvious"
Vilka sorgliga individer det finns alltså.
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Japp och ett vitt linne på vb :p[/i]
tror jag fått från honom också, fast han skrev bara "fin tjej!"
"Hej sötnos, såg att du var sugen på att rida, jag har en stor hård kuk du kan få rida om du vill ;) "
Men jag antar att jag borde ha förstått det.
Fortsättningen (fjärde mail-utbytet) på mitt romance scam-maraton! "Hon" såg på min profil att jag matchade hennes själ, hahaha. Plötsligt blev pengarna också väldigt hemliga när jag nämnt att min far är polis, och därefter är det bara MONEY MONEY MONEY call this number MILLION DOLLARS i love yoooouuu, haha :'D Vid det här laget är allt så fjantigt att jag verkligen börja tänja på gränserna med grisögon-soppa och tentakler, plus diverse obscena kärleksförklaringar. Någon gång måste de ju fatta att jag driver.
"My Dearest One.
How are today, hope you are fine, dear i want to thank you for all your effort and love towards me, you have given me hope and i will also like to see you face to face,i like you very much and i want you to know that before i contacted you i saw your profile that you matched mine soul and you are the type of man i am looking forward to spend the rest of my life with.I am not going to give your love to compare with any other man cos you will satisfy me,so needless of looking for another man. Please i have not told anyone except you and the Revrend about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it. Remember i trust you honey that is why i am giving you all this informations!.My love is for you and you alone,i will like to hear your voice please,just call the Rev and tell him that you want to speak with me and he will send for me immediately.You can call the Revrend and ask him the best time to call me.His office phone no (+221- 77-174-XXX) I have informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country.You will have 14% of the total money for helping me and the remaining money will be managed by you in any business of your choice while i go back to my studies. In this regards i will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information below,tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my 6.8 million dollars deposited by my late father which i am the next of kin to your account in your country. The contact information of the bank are as follows, STANDLIFE BANK OF XXX PLC, Email address (XXX@XXX.com) (XXX@XXX.com) The Name Of The Transfer Officer Is Mr Andwer David Able Office telephone number +44-703-192-XXX The Account Number Is A LC643108801746/XXXXX.
Please Contact them today or tomorrow on how to transfer the 6.8 millon
dollars deposited by my late of which i am the next of kin.I have maped out 14% for your assistance My dear i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life including investing this money since iam still too young to manage it. As i told you before,this camp is just like a prison and my prayers is to move out from here as soon as possible.Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my travelling documents to meet with you in your country.I will send some more masage latter when i know your mind about this. Meanwhile i will like you to call me by my time the number once again (+221-77-174-XXX Awaiting to hear from you soonest!.
Yours Forever In
Felicia."
MITT SVAR: "Dear sugarbooger hamstercheeks,
yes I can feel that our souls are connected as licked stamps pressed onto eachother, sensually like two spirits making love in space. Our wet limbs throttling like machinery with only one purpose, to satisfy the other and baby cinnamon cookieboobie, I can guarantee I'll quench your desire, I'll put out your needy flames with my firehose of love. Oh my, I got a bit carried away there. My apologies, but you make me go wild and I think about you day and night, night and day. I'm so glad my profile matched your soul and even though you unregistered right after sending that destined mail I could sense that your profile truly matched mine as well. This is destiny my love, DESTINY I TELL YOU. I would love to spend my life with you, days filled with walks in the sunset, I could maybe get a collar for you. Eating romantic dinners,- of course my favourite, the swedish delicacy "pig eye-soup". I would spoon feed you those pig eyes like there were no tomorrow! And certainly, steamy hot nights with epic pleasure, pulsating bodies dripping of succulent lovejuice. Have you seen Titanic? THAT'S what I'm talking about (not the catastrophic sinking part of course)... unless you're into that. It's all good! 8)
You seem so very concerned with the money my dear, but don't be. All we need is love. Some day we will meet! Maybe not here, maybe not there, maybe in a galaxy far far away. The force is strong in you, trust your instincts! Please write me more, tell me about yourself! Do you like cartoons? Do you like intimate cartoons? Do you like tentacles? My little chocolate earwax, I will show you the world, shining shimmering splendid!
Yours like there's no tomorrow,
Sugardaddy Pete"
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