Löjliga GB/PM du har fått

19åring kille- "hej på dig sanna the nasty girl <3"
Jag- ?
Han- ahahaahahaha lol du e ju efterbliven!!!! ofta du bah ? har du inget vett i skallen att få ner nåt mer ur hjärnan :S


Han verkade som en...hmm, trevlig kille :)

Kille, 25år:
"hej!
Jag är en minst sagt välutrustad kille (27cm) som haft lite problem i sänghalmen på grund av detta, och undrar nu om du är tålig och skulle vara intresserad av ett längre förhållande :) Vore väldigt kul om du hörde av dig, tack på förhand!"

alltså. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH<3

Inte så löjligt, mest sött. Hittade det när jag kollade gamla PM. :3

Haha, lol. ^^

Mf när jag ser vem det är: :>

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Citat från Onyx

Tjej, 16.
"i love u! you're beautiful! *___*"

Ja, lite smickrande. Ja, jätteläskigt.

- Tjej, 17 år, Online (obesvarat)
Idag 14:18
Hej känns fett random att skriva detta och jag hoppas att du inte tar illla upp :o
Jag om min pojkvän har ett väldigt intresant sexliv och gillar att experimentera så om du skulle vilja vara med på en trekant av något slag så svara gärna :$<3

Kille, 27 år, Online (obesvarat) Idag 14:32
Hej där! Fina bilder ;)
Läget med dig då?


-orkar inte :c

^HAHAHAHHAHAHA HERREGUD

Ps. det var ett PM då alltså haha ): Ds.

"Donation.

Hello,I am Madam Rebecca Magpulong,65 years old widow A British citizen,i am suffering from long time cancer of the-blood (Leukemia, I was brought up in a motherless baby's home, and was married to a Philippine man Mr. Alfred Magpulong an int business man and former presidential candidate in philippines before he died in a fatal motor accident.

i got married to my late husband for 29 years without a child before his death. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few months to live. this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage and I might not survive.

Since I lost my husband I decided not to re-marry,I sold all our properties and deposited all the money in a Bank here, a total sum of ($8.235.000.USD) Eight million Two hundred and thirty five thousand united state dollars.Presently This money is still in the Bank custody.

Due to my sickness I have decided to donate this money to you and your community, I want you to assist as my beneficiary to claim the money in the Bank to transfer the money into your account and you Donate it to poor/churches/ mosque/less privileged/widows and motherless babies where I come from And Invest the rest with your care in a profitable ventures of your choice in your country

N.B: i will like this transaction to be very confidential.
Get back to me through my private email address(rebecapulong@ hotmail.com) for more details and the arrangement.

Your Sister in Christ
Madam Rebecca Magpulong. "

Really, EC, really?

I stil med Orks inlägg fick jag ett liknande romance scam-mail på ett annat community. Inte lika uppenbart dock - de började inte snacka om pengar direkt - men av ren nyfikenhet svarade jag på mailet (med massa nonsens babbel) och idioterna på andra änden fattade inte att jag trollade så de/han/hon fortsatte skriva till mig, och jag fortsatte svara med de SJUKASTE grejer. Det tog fem helt pundarsjuka mail från mig innan de förstod att jag drev med dem. Lägger ut första mail-utbytet här. Vill ni se resten? Jag driver på riktigt rejält i senare mail.

"My name is Felicia, I saw on your profile today and became interested in yourself, I will also like to know you more, and I want you to send an email to my email address so I can give you my picture for you to know who I am. Here is my email address (XXX@XXX.com)
I think we can move from here!
I'm waiting for your mail to my email address above. - felicia
Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot."

MITT SVAR: "I instantly felt a juicy connection between us, your writing tickles my balls like poetry and I must have more, MORE I TELL YOU! Who are you? A fair vixen from far away lands or my dreams come true, oh proud lady who loves questions. I need you. Meow. My feelings are true. Where are you? Why are you? I'm stranded here, alone and yearning. I'm a wealthy bachelor with LOTS of money, richy-dingdong, and every day seems like an eternity without you. Have my one true love finally found me. My nipples explode with excitement. Write me!

/ Sugardaddy Pete"

"Kille, 21 år, Online Idag 14:09
Hur många kommentarer har du fått av killar som säger att dom vill Knulla dig?"

da fuq?

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