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SHIT MY DAD SAYS
"You came out of your mom looking like shit. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment."
- Ed

FRIENDS
"Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping."
- Monica Gellar

THE BIG BANG THEORY
"I am not crazy my mother had me tested"
- Sheldon Copper

The big bang theory (vet inte om det räknas som citat men..)
" Bazinga! "

"welcome to the real world, it sucks. You're gonna love it!"
- Monica, vänner.
Och sen precis ALLT Chandler säger i vänner. Avgudar honom.

You don't scare me women *skakar på huvudet* :JD i Scrubs, ;P

When i am sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother

Supernatural

I'm going to find God

-Castiel

"there there"

- Sheldon från "The big bang theory".
Kanske inget citat, men han är sweet.

-''I had to hook myself up if i wanted to have an EEG!''

-Sheldon Cooper till Leonard The Big Bang Theory

Hem till Midgård

Rövhalt har precis satt en yxa i sin son för att sonen mördat sin bror.

Rövhalt: Hoppsan! Jag slant visst.
Runar: Hoppsan, hoppsan.


Den är roligare när man hör och ser scenen.

I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome. // Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

It's right at the top of my To Don't List. // Shawn, Psych

Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.
Scully: Agent Mulder? I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully? // Arkiv X

I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation. // Fox Mulder, Arkiv X

Dexter - No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.

Doakes - And what's that?

Dexter - I own you.

Also:

Luke - How's your lip?

Jason - How’s your nose?

Luke - Huh?

American Dad!
"Roger: Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music."

"Relationships don't work the way they do on TV and in the movies. Will they, won't they. And then they finally do, and they're happy forever; give me a break. Nine times out of ten, neither of them are happy because they weren't right for each other to begin with and even the ones who get married, get divorced anyway and I'm telling you right now through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker around here because I do believe in it, I don't care. Bottom line, couples that are right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is that they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for the relationship. If it's right and they're real lucky, one of them will always say something."

- Dr. Cox
Scrubs

"Ryska Posten" & Janne Josefsson, Myggan.
RP - Stämmer det att du är Ett: Göteborgare?
J - I exil, i ett land, utan namn, i en själlös stad!
RP - Är du en skitstövel?
J - Det kan du hoppa upp och sätta dig på.
RP - Okej, haru en liten...?
J - Den kan du hoppa upp och sätta dig på!