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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right in the dirt,
I’ll tell you how I became the savior of a place called Middle-Earth

In Hobbiton, with uncle Bilbo, born and raised
Between the trees was where I spent most of my days
Smokin’ some pipeweed, relaxin’ all sweet,
And occasionally a party, with the town elite,

When the birthday party of Bilbo came around,
And Bilbo decided to move out of town
I inherited one little ring and Gandalf got scared
And said ‘You’re going’ to Mordor and you’re destroyin’ it there”

I whistled for companions and when they came near
There was an Elf, a Dwarf, 3 hobbits and two humans there
If anything I can say this Fellowship could’ve been more
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Mordor’

We fought into some wars, about 7 or 8
And I yelled to others ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
With Sam at Mount Doom, it was finally time
To save Middle-Earth and end this terrible rhyme.

^ fast alltså, han har nog tråkigare xD

Vaaa? ;_;

... Ignorance is bliss.

NEJ fortsätt~! ;w; det underhåller mig jättemkt!

Säger du det till han eller mig?

En liten fräckis!

Now, this is the story all about how my Reich got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to takea minute, strap yourself in, I'll tell you how I'm became Fürher of a town called Berlin.

In Braunau in Austria born and raised, in Vienna was where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and thinking of ways tio annihilate the jews when a couple of kikes who were up to no good, started raising loans in my neighborhood. I set up one little camp and the Russians got scared, they said "if you invade Poland can we at least share?"

I whistled for my car and when it came near like license plate said "FUHRER" and Eva Braun was in the rear. In Germany ******* your cousin was rare, but I thought "NAH forget it," yo home to Berlin! I caught millions of Jews, about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the hymies "YO HOLMES, smell ya later" I shipped em to camps, and they were finally there, I let em all out, with some gas in the air.

Alltså, vafan. Haha!

8D

He's nuts.. Or just very bored.

älöaslD

In West Australia, born and raised. In the ocean, there I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin; relaxin all cool, stroking some stingrays inside the pool. When a couple of crocs who were up to no good, started making trouble in Australia Zoo. So I got one little bite, and Terri got scared. "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air" I whistled for a boat and when it came near, the licence plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I'd say that this boat was rare, but forget it, yo captain to Bel Air. I pulled up to the sting ray about seven or eight and I yelled to the captain yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at the sting ray my heart it did puncture i sit on my grave as the crocodile hunter

xD

Well this is a story all about how,
My kingdom got flip-turned upside down.
I’d like to take a minute please check Encarta,
I’ll tell you how I died while defending Sparta.

In Sparta of Greece born and raised,
Ruling warriors was how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, phalanxin, training all cool,
And killing giant wolves instead of school.

When a couple of Persians, who were up to no good,
Started bribin Senators in my neighborhood.
I killed one little messenger and they all got scared and said,
“We’re not givin you soldiers, take your royal guard there.”

I whistled for a legion and when it came near,
There was only a couple Greeks and some Thespians here,
If anything I could say that doom awaits,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it, yo Spartans to the hot gates.”

We fought Persian waves, about 7 or 8,
And I heard from my allies, “Its an honor, Leonidas”,
Looked at Xerxes, there was no way outta this,
“We’ll see your troops soon, at Salamis.”

....