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YARR WE PIATES'LL DEAL WITH THIS SCOURGE SOON, YARRGH!

YARR LET'IM WALK THE PLANK!

YARR, THAT'D BE A TOO NICE OF DEATH!
YARRRRGH, KELLHAULIN' ALWAYS WORKS, YARRRR! AND YE NEEDN'T HEAR HIS ANTI-PROPANGANDING, EITHER!
I DECALR THIS A WIN!

ARRR KEELHAUL HIM! Y'ARRR

YYYYYAERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!?!
BUT! WHAT ABOUT YE SAFTEY!?

YARRRRRR WHAT DO YE MEAN?!

YE REST COULD GET HURT BE THEE ROPE.. UNLESS YE BE IN POSSESSION OF A SUPERROPE!?

YARR ME BE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP
ME GOT THE FINEST SUPERROPE THAT A MANS EYE EVER SET SIGHT UPON, Y'ARRR

SWEET MERCYFUL FATE!! ME EYES AREN'T WORTHY OF SUCH A FINE ROPE!

DON'T WORRY YOU SEADOG, YE'LL WORK WITH YER HANDS! NOW KEELHAUL!

I BE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YARRR!
THERE BE A BOTTLE 'O RUM WHEN YER DONE

I BE A SOBER PIRATE, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

ARRRR WELL SOMEONE BEST BE THE SOBER LOOKOUT ON THE MAST, HA-HAA HA-HA-HA-HAAA!

Död tråd.