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Gordon Fucking Freeman Blocks the shot with his nerd glasses.
Gordon Fucking Freeman need to eat BRB

Adrian Fucking Shephard waits patiently.

Gordon Fucking Freeman summons 3 headcrabs.
Headcrabs start eating Adrian Fucking Shephard.

Adrian Fucking Shephard knives the headcrabs and repowers his armor at an armorstation.
Adrian Fucking Shephard grows fucking tired of Gordon Fucking Freeman and feeds him with live grenades until he chokes on them. Then the grenades explode.
Adrian Fucking Shephard fucking wins!

Gordon Fucking Freeman Congratulate Adrian Fucking Shephard and then he goes of for a smoke with Barney Fucking Calhoun

Adrian Fucking Shephard goes off to celebrate with the two Whatsher Fucking Name's from Decay.

Then DOG comes along and kicks Adrian Fucking Shephard's ass.

DOG fucking wins, because DOG is fucking epic.

Second.
But now G-Fucking-Man shows up and rapes Alyx Fucking Vance

The dead Adrian Fucking Shephard laughs out loud and livefeeds this shit onto youtube.

Fader Fucking Grigori sees this and grabs his Annabelle and then shots G-Fucking-Man right in the head.

Bot ohno! G-Fucking-Man just skips into another dimension and sends a big fucking Race X on Father Fucking Gregori!

Father Fucking Gregori calls on a Vortigaunt 2 kick the Race X bitch.

The Race Fucking X bitch calls upon all the humongous Race X bitches seen in game and kicks Vortigaunt Fucking 2 ass.

But the a Combine Fucking Advisor comes along and kick the race fucking X bitches