Dagens smärta

Muskelinflammation på låret.

Infektion på foten som kände för att börja svida. Åh </3

Min polare kliade sönder min rygg, var skönt när han väl gjorde det men fyfaaaan vad det svider nu.

Revben, har haft ont sen i lördags och jag började precis nysa. Inte kul :c

Krossat musklerna i mina hälar - månadens smärta

Skoskav.
fucking
sko
skav

Står Coco pops i mitt skafferi, har slagit vad med mina kompisar om vem som kan hålla sig från att käka skräpmat/sötsaker längst så får knappt titta på förpackningen.

Det, mina vänner, är smärta.

Tappade en enkrona på tån :(

Räknas väl egentligen inte som smärta, men jag mådde så jävla illa att det nästan började uppfattas som smärta.

>At Work
>drank coffee for the first time that morning
>Drank three cups to make sure it worked
>Suddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is trying to make a balloon animal with it
>Literally feel like the shit straining against my rectum, as if it was possessed by some sort of demon and wanted freedom from its thousand year prison
>Have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly.
>By the time i get to the bathroom, i'm sweating profusly and grunting loudly with every step
>Go to nearest stall
>notice there is someone in the stall next to it, but i dont give a fuck.
>Yank down shorts and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat
>Ass slips off due to the stickness caused by my ass sweat
>Fall off, one of my arms goes into the toilet, my ass slips under the stall divider
>Cant control it
>Shit actually explodes out of my ass, couvering the entire stall
>it's ooccupant starts screaming
>I start screaming in the return, but i cant fucking stop
>Goes on for about half a minute, shit erupting from my ass forcefully the entire time
>finally it dies down, ass still sputtering and oozing a bit
>person rushes out of the stall, almost slips on the shit, and then dashes out of the bathroom
>lie on hte ground for five or ten minutes, just trying to recover
>Finally, get up and look in the stall to inspect the damage
>it is completely lined with shit, you can even making out the outline of the previous occupant against the wall
>there is a huge gooey pile where my ass was sticking through, probably weighed at least five pounds
>wipe my ass fast as i can, still takes long time
>terrified someone would walk in at any moment.

Dagens smärta.

Huvudvärk för att jag varit vaken hela natten, blörk.

Ryggen.

hjärtat
haha
svår

Huvudvärk

magen! skolan ger oss ingen mat..