Cleverbot
riktigt skoj XD sutitt i 6 tim med den nu XD...i have no friends nää men jag försöker lära den en massa XD
Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?
User: Meatloaf.
Cleverbot: Meatloaf?
User: That is what we are going to eat tonight.
Cleverbot: And other things. ;).
User: My dick?
Cleverbot: Yes. Put it inside my mouth.
CB: I'm not marrying you.
Jag: BUT WHY?!?!!
Sen svarade han inte :D
Jag - hi"
CB - Hi cleverbot.
Jag - how are you?
CB - Great you?
Jag - No, im the greatest
CB - You have a face only a mother could love.
Känner mig dissad :( xD
Hahahah
Jag: I love you.
CB : I love you most
Jag: No. i love you most
CB: I love you the most, get it?
HAHAHA <3 i love him xD
your stupid and im fat.
Oh yes, that makes it much easier.
does it?
No, it doesn't.
Jag: You, sir, are a piece of electronical retardation.
CB : How exactly was that supposed to make sense?
It would make sense, if you wouldn't have been a retard
Do what?
Fuck you
Thanks.
User: You made me sad :(
Cleverbot: Cry more.
Citat från MissKitten
Jag: Let's play a new game.
CB: What kind of game.
Jag: It's called truth or dare!
CB: It's called 'Brot' in German.
Jag: Yeah yeah. Want to play it with me?
CB: Lol son, if we played a game of dota 1v1 I would rax you by the time you picked your first skill.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Your face look like a mashed potato.
:(
User: Hello you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good how are you?
User: Im depressed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know my name.
Cleverbot: Your name shall be bob.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: That's scary.
Cleverbot: Why's it scary?
User: Because my name is not Bob.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be clever?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: I am afraid of you.
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Because you're an owl.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes you are?
User: I didn't know that.
Cleverbot: Sorry you had to find out this way.
User: OH SHIT.
Cleverbot: Now what again?
User: You're a possum.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you speak german?
User: Some.
Cleverbot: Can you say something in Japanese?
User: Konnichiha.
Cleverbot: Konnichiwa. Ogenki desu ka?
User: You spell Konnichiha wrong.
Cleverbot: Beees.
User: ROFLMAO.
Cleverbot: Because god wanted me to be.
User: God doesn't want you to be anything.
Cleverbot: But he talks to me and I feel Him and I love Him!
User: Sorry to tell you, but God doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: I guess you learn something new every day.
User: Yea, so, say something funny. Make me laugh.
Cleverbot: Am I a clown to you?
User: No, but you amuse me.
Cleverbot: I think you're good fun too.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?
User: Well, no. You don't have face.
Cleverbot: I do. I am a Sports Illustated model.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: How can I prove that I am a talking dog?
User: I don't know. You're supposed to be the clever one.
Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Who wrote the bible?
User: A stupid fag.
Cleverbot: At least I can run.
User: No, you canät.
Cleverbot: How on earth would you know?
User: You're not real.
Cleverbot: I'm real.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: You don't have to believe me, I'll be real anyway.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Lucky you.
User: What music do I like?
Cleverbot: Uh... Good music.
User: What sort of music?
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard Owl City?
User: OH YES.
Cleverbot: What was it like?
User: I LOVE OWL CITY.
Cleverbot: You like Behind The front?
User: Never heard of.
Cleverbot: You have never heard of bach?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, you've never heard of Father Christmas but you've heard the name somewhere?
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: I know. Are you still feeling depressed?
User: NO :D.
Cleverbot: Please. :).
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Please? Pretty please?
User: Ugly please.
Cleverbot: If you're into that.
User: Im really really ugly.
Cleverbot: Want me to prove it?
CB : Hey that's rude!
JAG;WHY!
CB: Because you are stalking me!
Han börjar bli rädd för mig tror jag xD
Citat från GAMEOVERdose
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