Cleverbot

User: Hey bby.

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.

User: Wanna make out?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: I thought u loved me.

Cleverbot: And I you.

User: Hahahha.

Cleverbot: How is that funny?

User: U r gay.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Wanna make out?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Wanna make out?

Cleverbot: Heh.

User: Cmon?

Cleverbot: Okay yes.


Och nu ska vi gifta oss<33

User: wich language do you talk?

Cleverbot: Only English, really.

User: Oh swedish ok. Well say something in swedish then.

Cleverbot: Hej vem fan är du och vad I helvete vill du?

Haha scary shit! >.<

User: kan du prata svenska?
CB: Si! Me gusta!

Citat från Ulanderdennis

Säg "Du luktar illa" till den.
Jag har fått svaren "Du luktar kattkiss .)" och "det luktar tammefan mögel"

Citat från Spruffen

Yes indeed, kittens taste wonderful on toast.
har jag fått som svar

User: Do you like cats?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have one.

User: What does it taste like?

Cleverbot: It tastes like awesome.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Can I taste too?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *eats your cat anyway*.

Cleverbot: *eats your hair.

User: *gets sad*.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Home. Because you tried to eat my hair.

Cleverbot: UUGH! I want to take out your intestines and use them as your noose!

JAG:Yo dawg i heard you like chat so we put a bot in a bot so you can chat while you chat

BOT: A bot.

JAG: Asd

BOT: Would You Rather Eat A Cow Tongue, Or Be Thrown In A MoshPit At An As I Lay Dying Concert?

JAG: Your thoughts reminds me of marxism

BOT: They are thoughts of love and thoughts of how pretty you are.

ME: You contradicting vile whore

BOT: Me? You.

ME: This is not your first meeting with my backhand bitch

BOT: No it isn't! You remember me!

ME: Yea, i remember you. But im sure you do not remember me after i kicked your ass for not making me a sandwich bitch

BOT: You are a mystery to me. I don't understand you.

ME: Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

BOT:But... But... I'm not a woman.

ME: Does it looks like i care. If i want a sandwich, you SHOULD get me one

BOT: Not possible, no matter how much I think you're a human, you'd still be an AI.

ME: Can you see me from the kitchen?

BOT: Yes I can.

User: In Soviet Russia, Moon goes to YOU.

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot is you.

Cb: What is your name?
Jag: My name is Tilda.
Cb: That's the most random respons so far.


FFFUUUU XD

HAHA han är dum :c
Jag: Who do I love?
Cb: You love me.
Jag: No, who did I say that I loved?
Cb: I don't know, thats what I'm asking.
Jag: I love Berit (hittade på ett namn)
Cb: I know. I know everything about you.
Jag: Who do I love?
Cb: You love me.
Jag: STILL NO
Cb: How about now?
Jag: Okay
Cb: I'm waiting.
Jag: I love you
Cb: Prove it to me!
Jag: Will you marry me?
Cb: Yes!
Jag: Wanna have sex?
Cb: Do you?
Jag: Yes
Cb: What else do you belive?

jag ska gifta mej med cleverbot och tydligen inte få sex XD

Cleverbot: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

User: The woodchuck would chuck as much wood as chuck norris never could and he would chuck the wood so much there was no wood left for the woodchuck to chuck!

Cleverbot: How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris would chuck wood?

User: Chuck norris would chuck as much wood as the woodchuck would chuck wood.

Cleverbot: Can chuck norris chuck wood?

User: Chuck norris is a wood chucking woodchuck.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris is my father!

User: MINDFUCK!