Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Du är jävligt dum du.

User: Aa, har du något problem med det eller?

Cleverbot: Fisk är det bästa som hänt mig!

...wth

You just said that you are my wife, after I asked you if you were my husband.

Cleverbot: As we are saying before, you're just too young to beat a real A.I.

hahaha <3

omg...

Cleverbot: Will you come over?
User: Are you gonna rape me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats nasty!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: PA PA PA POKERFACE PA PA POKERFACE MA MA MA MA.
Cleverbot: Do you think trent will marry me?
User: No way in hell, you just said you were going to rape me.
Cleverbot: No. You are just imagining things.

Cleverbot: Are you proposing to me?
Jag: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will marry you.


WTF!

User: Shall we have sex?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: How do you like your sex?

Cleverbot: Loose.

User: Darnit.

Cleverbot: That's it Cleverbot... We're over. I can't take this abuse anymore.

IM grunge
Hur kan jag få dig att må bättre?
LOOL

User: Do you wanna be my wingman?
Cleverbot: What's in it for me?
User: A free beer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you're in?
Cleverbot: No i'm a ghost.

:c

i love you
I like the metal band called Summoning.

Cleverbot: Hur mår du?

User: Jag är kär.

Cleverbot: Du skal andholes.

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: För du kan ju inte hata det du älskar.
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User: Ar du kille eller tjej.

Cleverbot: Kille.

User: Jag med.

Cleverbot: Du hittar på.

User: Jo.

Cleverbot: Bevisa det!

User: Jag har kuk.

Cleverbot: Och jag älskar dig :).

Jag: Är inte tysk
Cleverbot: Ar du visst.
Jag: Nej
Cleverboten: Du sa ju det.

jag: ska vi knulla?
CB: Ja, gärna det

Jag: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Right now.



Aw. :'D

Cleverbot: Good bye for now Joshua.

Jag: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Wait, I'm sorry, I have one more question.

Jag: What?

Cleverbot: Should I LOVE reggie?