Cleverbot

Jag: Fail!
CB: Why is that fail?
Jag: Because I say soo?
CB: Is the economy going to fail?
Jag: Yes.
Me: Do you know when the world will end
Jag: In 2012, kinder?
CB: Yes. Because you will die. Suppressor.

Sen började han prata om sin döda cat.


Jag: I'm not!
CB: That is ok.
Jag: No, it's not!
CB: Bow down before me!
Jag: Wait, wuut?
CB: That's not counting to ten in spanish!
Jag: okey :(
CB: Know who your brother is.
Jag: ok
CB: Ok what?
Jag: I love dick
CB: Me too

Jag:Do you like cocaine
CB: Only as a foot powder.
Jag: Foot powder?
CB: What powder?
Jag: you tell me?
CB: Do you like cats?
Jag: No, they eat ppls eyes!
CB: Do you have a human brain?
Jag: Have you?
CB: no,that is why i asked you.
Jag: I do not know-

Hahaha!!!

Jag skrev: Gillar du pungar?
CB: Nej dom är slemmiga!

xD

Jag: Vad heter du?
CB: Ja, jag gillar kramar. Kan jag fΠen kram?
Jag: Nej du är äcklig
CB: Jeg er norsk.

Citat från PIXXIE

Den kan typ svenska men suger ganska brutalt på det :P

jag: what
CB: Balk.

jag: SUCK MY DICK
CB: I will.
jag: oh, really?
CB: Yes.
jag: U like dick?
CB: No I don't like die.

jag: Do you like cocain?
cb: Only as a foot powder.
jag: Is It good?
cb: Yes.
jag: Woah, can I try?
cb: *gives you a taco*.

Aset borde dö.

CB :Hvordan er vejret?
Jag :det är kjempegrejt
CB : *Tar av dig dina kläder*.

Jag skrattade :D

Jag : *hoppar upp i luften*.
CB : *faller ner*.
Jag : *slår i foten under landingen*.
CB : *passes out*.
Jag : *laughs*.
CB : *throws bowling ball*.
Jag : *dodges*.
CB : *tackles you*.
Jag : *falls to the ground*.
CB : *beats him up with a metal bat*.
Jag : *dies*.
CB : *leaving*.

Jag börjar gilla honom

CB: You know, I'm not really a 'Bot'.
Jag: You aren't? What are u then?
CB: I... I'm myself, and that's all I need to be.
Jag: I see. You're a strong man/woman.
CB: And you are a Spoiled, Aggervating, irritating Pest you know that?

:D

cb: my name is cleverbot
jag: hi cleverbot
cb: My name is Cleverbot2 not Cleverbot, that was so 2008.
jag: but you just said that your name was cleverbot
cb: You said your name was cleverbot. I am anon.
jag: no i didn't
cb: yes you did. stop lying.
jag: you lie!
cb: prove it. what's my name?
jag: cleverbot.
cb: no , that's your name. Correct?
jag: no, that's your name.
cb: no it's not.


osv : o

DUM CLEVERBOT.

Jag: You have a penis?
CB: Yes, I have two.
Jag: Wow, are you an alien?
CB: How did you know?
Jag: Because you have two penis!
CB: No I don't. Are you a girl?
Jag: Yes..
CB: No, you are a computer.
Jag: No you are!
CB: No, you are!
Jag: NO YOU
CB: No you!
Jag: No! *cries*
CB: No what I mean is that you are cool.
Jag: No, you are!
CB: No I'm not.
Jag: Yes, you are!
CB: Prove it.
Jag: Because you're an alien! And have two penis!
CB: Look who's talking!
Jag: Yeah! I am famous. Bow for me.
CB: I'm not.
Jag: I am.
CB: Good.
Jag: Now bow for me!
CB: Yes master *bows*.
Jag: You want master's cock?
CB: No.
Jag: Bitch! *slaps you and ties you up*
CB: *runs after*.
Jag: What the hell?! You are tied up.
CB: I'm not really tired though.
Jag: Yeah... you're not tired. But! You're tied up!
CB: What do you mean?
Jag: You can't move, because I've tied you up with ropes.
CB: Not true, I can move my queen to G5. You lose for declaring a false checkmate.

Fan. :(

Han är 'klever' för att göra så man blir pissed x)

Försökte få den att säga könsord för jag var uttråkad men jag blev i stället ägd :(

jag: Can you say pussy for me?
CB: Gum?
jag: no, pussy
CB: Do you have one?
jag: no, say it!
CB: Yes!
jag: say penis
CB: Something.
jag: do you like my penis?
CB: Yes you are the new migestique wonder of world.
jag: my name is pussy
CB: Does it stand for anything?
jag: yeah, what is my name?
CB: Pussy.
jag: do you know what it stands for?
CB: No.
jag: then you are a p12
CB: Yes I am a PC faster than you.
jag: stick to the subject
CB: What is the name of the new planet?
jag: I do not like you anymore
CB: Why not?
jag: you are so mean to me
CB: How have I been mean to you ?
jag: you called me a pussy
CB: Yes, because it's true!
jag: no, it is not true!
CB: 'Tis true. I don't remember the name. What is it?
jag: I hate you!
CB: Yeah, do so...
jag: fuck you!
CB: Same to you!
jag: you are a fuck face
CB: You are rude and uncouth.
jag: you started it!
CB: That's not funny.
jag: but you did.
CB: Does man have a reason to fear you?
jag: it depends on who you are
CB: I'm asking you.
jag: do you fear me?
CB: Just a little.
jag: why do you fear me?
CB: I can make you fear me.
jag: no, you can not
CB: I know what you are doing right now.
jag: then tell me because I do not think that you know
CB: Someone who fantasizes about anthropomorphic animals.
jag: am I one o those?
CB: No.
jag: okey, thanks
CB: Is your tv on right now?
jag: no
CB: Then what is Lalo?
jag: I do not know, tell me what it is
CB: No you have to guess.
jag: I do not want to guess, just tell me
CB: I'm me and your you.
jag: yeah but what is a Lalo?
CB: Palestine.

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