Citera tv-shower

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I want to rub my cock in your hairy armpit."

slutty mistress pregnant whore / Meredith Grey ~ Grey's Anatomy. <3

Busswankers - Inbetweeners xD

your father smelled of elderberries - monty dock brukar ingen fatta mig :(

Barney Stinson - How I met your mother

"It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!"

"Haaaaave you met Ted?"

"What's that? Self five? Nice! We out!"

"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."
Dennis - Its always sunny in Philadelphia

Your not happy, you just think your happy, because your feeling happy!

Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
- Sheldon från The Big Bang Theory ;D

screw you guys im going home - eric cartman

Citat från kinaflickor

Barney i how i met your mother
- legen... wait for it... DARY
- Awesome!
- Telepatical (kan inte stava det xD) high five! Nice!
- Low five
- Tiny five
- High five

Greys anatomy
- oki doki smoki

m.m.

Brukar ta den här;

"mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao mjao "

Oki doki artichokey (hur stavas det??) Charlie i 2½ men

"Hi everybody!" används väl nån gång, Dr Nick från Simpsons