Citat är kärlek <3

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas A. Edison

its fun until someone gets hurt... then its i hilarious - Billie Joe Armstrong
<3

Why are you trying so desperate to fit in when you're born to stand out? - någon dude i en film jag glor på nu, 'allt en tjej vill ha', tyckte det var ett oerhört vettigt citat!

Sheb, drucken nästan till medvetslöshet, berusad och kåt av sin egen fortsatta existens, spelade hektiskt, monotont; hans fingrar flög som skyttar i en vävstol.

Revolvermannen (Det mörka tornet 1)
Av Stephen King < En jävligt BRA författare
Kapitel 7, sida 54

Kanske inte ett riktigt citat men det sätter sig i hjärnan efter alla skitböcker man har läst. Tack King! :D

SOME GET IT, MOST DON'T

"Men jag kissar här då?"

- Richard, haha<3

"Oh Mario.. if only I could control everyone the way I control you... Hop you little plumber ! HOP ! HOP ! HOP ! "
- Sheldon från Big bang theory. Han är finer <3

"No cause is lost as long as there is one fool left to fight for it."
Pirates Of The Carribean : At World's End

Citat från perfect_insanity

"Det är skönt att ha mobilen vid fittan när man får mycket sms för då vibrerar det"
-Madde

I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
-- Adolf Hitler.

Det här är inte ett citat, men hela videoklippet är guld värt.

(There are two llamas in a room and there is a dead man between them with no hands and stab wounds in his chest.)

Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
Carl: Oh...hey...How did he get here?
Llama: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
Llama: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life!
Llama: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do.
Llama: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well...I was upstairs...
Llama: Okay...
Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room...
Llama: Yes?
Carl: reading a book...
Llama: Go on...
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in...
Llama: Okay...
Carl: So, I went up to him...
Llama: Yes...
Carl: And I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence)
Llama: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
Llama: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I’m in the wrong ear. I SUCK.
(Silence)
Llama: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What’s that?
Llama: His hands. Why - why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I kind of umm...cooked them up. And ate them.
Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!
Carl: Well, I - I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
Llama: Why on earth would you do that?!
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break.
Llama: Caaaaaarl!
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Llama: Caarl!
Carl: That only hands would satisfy!
Llama: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s - that’s two things!

"A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again."

"life's a bitch,so slap that bitch and move on"

The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.
Karl Marx