Citat är kärlek <3

"That´s barroom angels, I´ve meet lots of them. They are the ones I miss the most." Cranford Nix

Like everyone, Bill rewrote his life.

"Never mind what's been selling, It's what you're buying".

- fugazi

''Kan jag be coh få saltet?''

-Leonardo DiCaprio

Den är kuslig, denna enskildheternas våldsamhet mot tillvarons enhet.

"What do we even have to work for? Everything's already fucking built! You got a house? Yeah. You got a fridge? Yeah. You got a toilet? Yeah. Then shut the fuck up and start evolving, you cunt!" - Steve Hughes

"See, people with power understand exactly one thing: violence." - Noam Chomsky

"Here's what I don't get. God is supposedly almighty, and he doesn't like the fact that I'm an atheist. Should he really have a problem telling me that himself? 'Oh no, that guy doesn't believe in me. That's horrible, I should really tell him! How do I tell him convincingly? I know, I'll filter it through this insane man!'" - Glenn Wool

"You should hit everyone you meet. Sure, you may hit some good people, but you're guaranteed to hit bad people." - Montagical

"I hate pop and RnB, not only because the music is shit. Watching the music videos makes me sick as well. Even my mates who are intelligent lads watch them, and I'm like 'Would you fucking stop it, mate?" They're like 'But Steve, hot girls!' Fuck off, that's not a music video, that's porn for cowards!" - Steve Hughes

"This 'free world' of political correctness is nothing more than fucking oppression, because you feel like you can't say anything because someone might get offended. 'I got offended by that! Oh no.' Well... You will just have to deal with it, won't you? I couldn't give a fucking shit." - Steve Hughes

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked." - George Carlin

"Över gränsen? Jag ska berätta vad som är över gränsen. Det är att Carl Troilius våldtäktsoffer, när hon sitter i tingsrätten - hon har alltså blivit våldtagen nedsövd i en operationssal av sin egen läkare - då frågar dom henne vad hon brukar ha på sig när hon går ut på krogen. Det är över gränsen." - Magnus Betnér

"Australia is a weird place to grow up in. It's strange being a white man in a black man's land in the middle of Asia." - Steve Hughes

"We in the West think we live in free countries, but I don't know if that's necessarily true. Freedom is a construct which extends beyond political ideology. I've been to Mumbai; you can do whatever you want there. You wanna sell some socks on a bridge? You go ahead and sell some socks on a bridge!" - Steve Hughes

"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin

"Jobs... Aren't they fucking appealing? Five days on, two days off, five days on, two days off, five days on, two days off, five days on, two days off... How long it's going to last? 'Til you're fucking dead. Five days on, two days off, five days on, two days off... And it's not even two full days off, because during whole of sunday you'll hear monday whisper in your ear: 'Can you fucking feel me? Oh, you didn't get up until 2 pm? Well, you'll have to be back in bed in two fucking hours!'" - Steve Hughes

"People want to live forever so bad that governments are now making rules about science, like cloning. They say that if they catch any scientists experimenting with cloning, they're gonna put them in jail. Prison; not really a threat to someone who can clone himself!" - Glenn Wool

"On the day of repentance ya'll shall be sorry!"
"Sure we will."
"Jesus is coming!"
"He's not even breathing heavily as far as I know." - Atheist Experience

"I'm not one of those hardcore atheists, I don't hate religious people. If you are religious, fine, well done you, beautiful, I wish I could have that faith, I wish I could have that belief system, but I went to school." - Daniel Sloss

"Magical mushrooms are illegal again. How do you feel about that, little squids? Nothing really happened that made people go 'Yeah, that was really brutal, the mushrooms gotta go', they just did it anyway. And now they're illegal. Organized religion, however, still perfectly legal! Feed it to your kids, because what the fuck could ever go wrong there?" - Glenn Wool

"First of all, if there is a God... why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake." - Ricky Gervais

"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?" - George Carlin

no life ^

Citat från kinkydude

"Knark är bajs, cyklar är livet, mat är gött och rumpor är nice." - jenkem

"Oh, screw beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain."

"No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort."

"See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. "Oh, you're gonna be okay," and "Oh, everything's fine," and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, "hey man, you're gonna die.""

"Let jesus fuck you!"- Exorcisten

"Lol fuck off Lawrence"

"Jag ska äta din förstfödde" - Andreas

"This makes me want to give birth and punch my offspring"