Chuck Norris - tråden!
Citat från BoehseOnkelz91
Chuck Norris isn't a halfgod,
God is half Chuck Norris
<3
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris<3
He made me remove the picture 8(
Citat från BoehseOnkelz91
For every people Chuck Norris kills does he get a beardhair.
Chuck Norris is shaving himself 4 times a day.
Chuck Norris never shave himself.
Citat från Julian
He made me remove the picture 8(
OMG! your still alive?! :O
When he heard Bush failed, he went first after Bush then Bin Laden.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
HAHAHA I LOLD :'D
Citat från Zabbo
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
HAHAHA I LOLD :'D
epic xD
Hhahahhah<333
Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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