Chuck Norris - tråden!
Ja :(
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets… bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars...
Chuck Norris now has 10 dollars.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck norris släckte en skogsbrand... Med bensin
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
Världens bästa tråd.
Jag kollade bara några sidor så har inte sett ifall dessa redan blivit postade men dem e roliga iaf:
Chuck Norris can count to infinity, twice!
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When the Boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can breath under water, cause water do not dear to take oxygen from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once drowned a man.. On land
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, the earth avoids him
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Kommer inte på fler just nu </3
It is said that Chuck Norris tears can heal cancer.
Too bad he never cries
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