Chuck Norris - tråden!

Every time you mastrubate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

Chuck Norris är så grym att han har en tredje arm i sitt skägg.

Chuck norris killed 4 birs with half a stone. You think that half a stone doesn't exist? So did the birds also believe...

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

lolwtf.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into the same bar at the same time. The room instantly imploded, because no room can contain such awesomeness.

Citat från Rabiezbunny

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

servern gick helt crazy då det var server shutdown i wow. (på Vashj )
alla började skrika om att CHUCK NORRIS WILL SAVE US!
jag tror chuck norris är guds fader....

det finns ingen gud, det finns bara chuck norris

Chuck norris doesn't read a book. He stares on it and gets the information he needs.

You know why gods name is god?

Because Chuck Norris was already taken : D

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.