Bästa Simpsons-citatet

"I use to come here and cry." "Cool".

Citat från pun

Bart: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer: No, this is the worst day of your life, yet! :D

"Mjellow" - Homer när han svarar i telefon<3

"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way." - Homer

"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?" - Homer

"Ahoy hoy?" - Mr. Burns som svarar i telefon

"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons." - Homer

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! " - Homer

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. "

Marge - "No homer, you'll kill us all!"
Homer - "Or die trying!"

" My cats breath smells like catfood! :D
Ralph sonen till polisen 8)

Citat från brunte

Grandpa: The swedish are comming !!! The swedish are comming
they have lingonberries

aah yee, that´s one fine looking barbeque pit. WHY DOSNE´T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!

och allt som Ralph säger :d
Ralph : Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph: I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

doh xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bart- I can't go, know one else is.
Marge- If no one else jump from the Empire state building, would you not jump?!

Ralph<3