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Bart: Hey dad, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong. I hurt someone else.

Citat från GreenVision

Homer: Save me, Jeebus!

Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. There’s too many fat children.!

Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uuhh, Christianity.

Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.!

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
höhö :3

Citat från SmokeyMcPot

haha <3

*woot woot* epic! <3

Homer misslyckas när han ska bygga en grill:
- STUPID LISA!

"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

Citat från ElfeNbeNet

Ralph: (Ser Bart's kuk i filmen) I like men now.

Mr. Burns: "Like stealing candy from a baby. (Ser en unge med en klubba utanför fönstret) Ooh, I'll rather try that."

Sideshow Bob: Homer, who can you think of who would have reason to kill you?
Homer: Well, there's Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush...
Marge: ...the late Frank Grimes...
Homer: ...PBS, Stephen Hawking, the angry little Dixie Chick...
Marge: ...and the state of Florida.
Sideshow Bob: How can an ordinary man have so many enemies?
Homer: I'm a people person... who drinks.
Sideshow Bob: Ahh...

Ralph: Bart's my bestest boyfriend.

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If you did it, sir?

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