I'm a fool for you

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"When I grow up, I'm going to have my first child read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he's a wizard too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll find the letter in the post (Written by me), I'll take him to King's Cross, point him towards platforms nine and ten, and not say a word until he collides with the pillar and then tell him like I always tell you, You just lost the Game."