Long time no see

Guys, when you get it in with a girl, don't run off and tell your friends like a fucking twelve year old. It's genuinely the lamest thing ever.

If you like getting your dick wet and the girl's willing then good for you, but if your only reason for wanting a girl is so that you can 'prove yourself' to your friends and peers or look cool... That makes you a raging donkey fister, and you need to realise how much of a loser you are.

No girl wants a guy who kisses and tells (other girls will notice if you do it), and if you want to get your dick wet again you should respect the need to keep a secret if you want to keep them legs open for business. If you know what I mean. Ladies, the same applies to you but generally to a lesser extent. If I drill you, you're welcome to talk about my fantastic performance but please don't scream it from the rooftops - it makes you look like a slut.


(förlåt om ni killar tar till upp vet att det finns tjejer som gör så också men jag hör bara killar som skryter där jag bor sååå, förlåt ännu en gång!<3)