Imahustler

>be 14
>hot girl puts a french fri in her mouth
>takes it out and tells me to eat it
>eat it
>all her friends laugh at me for being discusting
>later i find myself in girls bathroom with her
>she says sorry about earlier it wasnt supposed to be a joke
>i cry for no reason
>"awww whats wrong???"
>i try to stick my tounge in her mouth
>im standing 2 feet away
>she unzips me and takes my dick out
>instahard
>her friends walk in
>i shoot my load across the room
>cum heading straight for her friends open mouth
>i try to chase the cum with my dick
>not fast enough, cum travels at 20mph
>cum lands straight in hermouth
>seconds later my dick lands straight in her eye socket
>my girlfriend has an orgasm
>friend is dead
>we all meet regulary for group sex for the last 6 years


>drunk from a party
>still a virgin
>have a awesome conversation with a girl
>starts hitting it up
>kissing on the neck
>puked on her neck
>foreveralone.jpg


>high school
>sitting next to gf in class
>rubbin her pussy under desk
>shes rubbing my dick
>was first time ever got dick rubbed
>came in a minute or 2
>chubby kid was watching us
>laughs and points when he notices i came
>whole class laughing
>got detention for week
>gf dumped me
>whole school laughs when they saw me
>fuck you world

>I was a virgin and so was my girlfriend at this time.
>She asked if she could be on top
>"sure"
>She slowly get on top sliding my dick inside her.
>Just sits there
>5 minutes later
>Still just sitting there
>I say "are you not supposed to move"
>She says "what the fuck do you know"

>fucking girlfriend in her ass on her parents couch
>parents won't be home for 3 more hours
>hear car pull up
>panic mode initiated
>pull out of her ass
>she shits on the couch by accident but no time to clean it up
>leave it and scurry quickly upstairs
>parents walk in
>dad sees the shit
>fury consumes him
>he sees dog
>he assumes dog shit on the couch
>grabs dog by the collar and takes shotgun and goes outside
>shoots dog next to the shed
>holyfuck.jpg
>climb out the window in her blouse and panties and run the fuck home
>never see her again

>Fucking on a chair
>Chair brakes
>She starts crying and saying it hurts
>The chair leg pierced by pack as it broke and I had a huge gash on my back.
>I am in agony and not paying attention to her crying
>She screams at me saying "you dont care do you"
>Still in agony covered in blood
>She picks her clothes up and walks into a different room to get changed
>She leaves.

>be 15
>go to party
>random girl starts kissing me
>touched with her tits
>get bored after about 1 minute

>be 12
>hottest chick in summercamp is all over my shit
>has tits of a 22 year old college chick, but is 13
>corners me in a pool, presses those huge tits against me
>start making out/instant boner
>couldnt get out of pool for 3 hours because of boner

>be 13
>be at one of first partys with alcohol
>Girls there drunk as fuck
>Taking their shirts and brahs off
>Let us touch their Boobs
>Go to one of these Girls and Kiss her
>make out
>She tells me she wants to fuck
>be 13/shy say that'sa stupid idea
>be virgin for 5 more years

>last week
>over friends house
>his sister and her friends are over, all 16/17
>friend goes out for pizza while I stay on the ps3
>go to bathroom
>take a dump, shit wont flush
>ohfuckohjesus
>pick up poop with hands wrapped in paper and put it in hte shower
>turn on shower and push it with my fingertips until it breaks up
>hear giggling outside door
>hear girls whispering "you go in, no you, he's in the shower, he wont see us"
>sitfuck no locks on door, stand under shower with my feet in the shit and all my clothes on
>pull the curtain across
>girls bust in and pull shower curtain back
>see me standing there with my clothes on and shit on the shower floor
>friend only talks to me on ps3 online now

>be 14
>at cousins house
>cousin be 12, f
>watch tv upstairs
>she falls asleep
>unbutton her shirt, licking her nipples, playing with her cunt, grabbing ass
>about to cum
>she rolls over
>ohfuckshesawake.swf
>cum between her asscheeks
>not a single fuck was given that day

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