If i saw a robbery at an apple store...
Would that make me an iWitness? HEHEHE
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Damn it9 augusti 2018 kl. 23:47
ehhh
5 juli 2018 kl. 01:07
Do you want to dance? :*
1 mars 2018 kl. 22:08
Hmmpf
2 januari 2018 kl. 00:05
NÄ MEN HÖRRU
24 december 2017 kl. 22:42
I have a few jokes about unemployed people...
18 november 2017 kl. 22:10
What do you call the securityguards outside of a Samsung Store?
16 november 2017 kl. 21:30
What the diffrence between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
14 november 2017 kl. 14:24
Claustrophobic people are seriously underrated
13 november 2017 kl. 14:45
Flight attendant: Can i offer you some free headphones?
13 november 2017 kl. 00:33
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
EHHEHE
What cheese can never be yours?
... Nacho cheese .... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Why do you smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam! HEHEHEHEHHEHEE
So I watched this documentary about beavers...
And its the best dam thing I've ever watched! HEHEHEHEHEHE
So I went to the new restaurant on the Moon
The food was great, but there was just no atmosphere. HEHEHE
I was thinking about moving to Moscow...
But there's no point in russian into things...
EHEHEH bonus pun hehehe point in.... heheheh putin hehehe
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it."
HEHEHEHE
I used to have a job at a calendar factory
But i got fired because i took a couple of days off :(
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside