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Damn it
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NÄ MEN HÖRRU
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What do you call the securityguards outside of a Samsung Store?
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What the diffrence between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
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These are actually solid questions

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My head :)
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Coffee..? :s But these arent really compareable...
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I definitly would.
4. Do you plan outfits? What? :sss
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Really bored and cant really decide some stuff on my own
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Cableties...
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Close the door again and go back to sleep.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I dont even know
9. Three of your current feelings? Sad, bored and curious.
10. What are you craving right now? A new computeeer
11. Turn ons? Short girls, black hair, tattoos&piercings.
12. Turn offs? "Planlugg", people who try to hard.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Runescape , strangely enough...
14. When was the last time you cried? Why? Couple of days ago, just got tired of stuff
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? Myself :)
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? Cant remember. I mean, yes she said she were sorry, but im not sure if it was sincere...
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I bite it :)
18. Favorite movie ever?Not sure
19. Do you like yourself? I guess
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? I have.
21. Could you handle being in the military? I suppose i would i have to.
22. What are you listening to right now? HIM - Join me in death
23. How many countries have you visited? Do i really have to count?
24. Are your parents strict? Not really
25. Would you go sky diving? Hell nah
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Haha would be interesting :)
27. Whats on your mind right now? Dis list
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? Probably something to someone yes.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? I dunno x)
30. Do you rent movies often? I never rent movies Q.Q
31. Whats your zodiac sign? Cancer.
32. When was the last time you had sex? 8 months or so ago :)
33. Name five facts about yourself. Love food, my bed and my computer. I enjoy camping. Im awesome?
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? I have, i cant be bothered to type it down lol
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? Not really :)
36. Brown or white eggs? ... white?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Probably not since i dont know wtf it is
38. Ever been on a train? Yes
39. Ever been in love? Yeah
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? Hells yeah
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? If i traded places with a dead person would i still be alive? :S
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it? Idk
43. Whom do you admire and why? My mom, because shes my mom
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? I cant remember lol
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? Tell her, tough shit. Why didnt you bring her out with you?
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? Nah, would be rad if he/she became a pro skater or something.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? Drugs
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? Alcohol
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? Why would i look in the suitcase? I mean how do i know that its money inside? :s
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? Eh... Yeah? I would be more carefull around him/her so that our blood dont get mixed by accedent or so.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?50% isnt good enough brah.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?13 :)
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? Not really
55. If you could live forever, would you want to? Yeah would be rad... But only if i stopped ageing at 25~
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? Ted mosby, bender, aaand... Peter griffin.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? Perhaps when my father was still alive.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? I dont think so.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? Sounds like a hassle, also speaking to alot of people sucks.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? Not really.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? Wealthy...



Knock yourself out:

1:What are you wearing? Clothes? what did you expect?
2:Ever been in love? Indeed i have
3:Ever had a terrible breakup? A breakup resulting in a bad fight? Nooe. But all breakups are usually bad.
4:How tall are you? about 175cm (5' 7'') :D
5:How much do you weigh? 73,7kg
6:Any tattoos do you want? oh, i dont know where to start with this one, so im just going to say yes! :))))
7:Any piercings that you want? Yeah but i will probably not get any :)
8:OTP? OTP? Wat?
9:Favorite Show? Probably game of thrones eller nått
10:Favorite bands? Ed sheeran, Asking alexandria, sleeping with sirens,and many more..
11:Something you miss? Someone to cuddle with :(
12:Favorite song? Ed Sheeran - Little bird
13:How old are you? Almost 21 :)
14:Zodiac sign? I'm cancer :C
15:Hair Color? Darkish brown sortah
16:Favorite Quote? "Även den starkaste måste ta i när han skiter"
17:Favorite singer? Its definitly Ed Sheeran
18:Favorite color? Black or purple
19:Loud music or soft? Depends on the mood :3
20:Where do you go when you're sad? My bed :3
21:How long does it take you to shower? Depends but mostly arround 5-10min
22:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 20 min max :)
23:Ever been in a physical fight? I have i have :3
24:Turn on? Short girls, tattoo's and piercings :3
25:Turn off? Not sure not sure.
26:The reason I joined EC? I have no idea lol
27:Fears? Hights, airplanes, but its nothing i can't handle :)
28:Last thing that made you cry? Stuff :c
29:Last time you cried? Like 20 min talking to Opiiiie
30:Meaning behind your url? Cause... Apocalypse... Meow?
31:Last book you read? I cant even remember
32:Last song you listened to? Ed Sheeran lego house
33:Last show you watched? Game of thrones
34:Last person you talked to? Opiiiie
35:The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Friend from a loong time ago :)
36:Favorite food? Tacos, pizza, beef <3
37:Place you want to visit? Oh so many cities :3 Mostly in southkorea and asia :c
38:Last place you were? Here :P
39:Do you have a crush? Perhaps I have...
40:Last time you kissed someone? Woah, actual kiss other than a truth or dare, 8 months or so.
41:Last time you were insulted and what was it? I dont even know
42:What color underwear are you wearing? Black, white and blue
43:What colo shirt are you wearing? Dark blue
44:What color bottoms are you wearing? Black
45:Wearing any bracelets? Nah dawg
46:Last sport you played? I dont even know, does E-sport count?
47:Last song you sang? Ed sheeran - Lego House
48:Last prank call you remember doing? I dont even know
49:Last time you hung out with anyone? Last friday night-Saturday morning
50:Favorite movie? Not sure actually The boondock saints?
GG, now your turn!



ALLTSÅ SÅ :@@@

Jag är för dum för mitt eget bästa :D:D:D:D



Pls

Låt mig sova i 200 år :c kanske mer. Om det behövs



herpiderp

Om du är oskuld , okysst , aldrig smakat alkohol , snusat elr rökt , aldrig gjort fanskap , aldrig varit stor i käften , aldrig slagit nån lägg då det här på din blogg och kommentera om du inte tror mig



Filmzorzzz

Vad i helskotta ska man kolla på för film? :@



Sow personal

Är fett hungrig, men åt en apelsin så det var K.
Instalockade tryndamere som vanligt. Critzz

Ska borsta tänderna.

Bubblebutt



VALBORG, OMGOMOMGOMG

Är det nu man ska skriva vad man gjorde igår?

Hittade massa legendarys och blev scammad av kadala som vanligt.



EC= Dött?

Äre bara jag eller har EC typ dött? Inte en jävel som e social ju :@



näeemen kolla!!! EC

1. Är du kär? - Jaaa :$$$$<3
2. har du rökt? - Jag röker?
3. har du fimpat en cigg på nån annan? - yäs
4. har du legat i sängen bredvid en tjej? - ohja
5. har du blivit dumpad? - dessvärre ja
6. har du blivit slagen allvarligt? - definera serious
7. Vem har slagit dig allvarligt? - eh?
8. tar du droger? - händer väll :) men vad är inte en drog? ;)
9. har du pussat en tjej? - THEHEHEHEH ja
10. hatar du någon?- näee eller?
11. älskar du dina föräldrar? - svar jaa
12. har några av dina vänner svikit dig? - i dunno
13. har du djur? - hund
14. har du legat brevid en kille i sängen? - ja fast inte legat legat eller så lol
15. hatar du dig själv? - hatar min lilltå, skoja, jag har inga
16. gillar du orange? - sure
18. har du nån sjukdom? - stockholmers, its lethal
19. har du skämt ut dig för den du gillar? - svar ja :#
20. har du en gris? - i am the pig
21. har du en plattång? - app
22. har du en bror? - brother from another mother
23. har du sjukt bra humor? - skoja inte, vi har asbra
24. är du brunhårig? - typ
25. gillar du att stå i duschen flera timmar? - jobbigt ju xD
26. tycker du om hästar? - LÄSKIGA FANSKAP
27. har du en hund? - ja sa jag ju!
28. har du skilda föräldrar? - nej fast ja?
29. har du gått på simskola? - ah
30. har du sagt bög till en kille? - några tusen gånger kanske?
31. har du sagt fitta till en tjej? - nah
32. har du fuskat? - i am lifehackerszz 1337
33. har du en tv på ditt rum? - yäs
34. har du facebook? - ahhrå
35. har du MSN? - Om den finns kvar xD
36. har du en syster? - dos sisters ja
37. har du bruna ögon? - Grön,blå, gula typ
38. gillar du att fota? - överskattat :)
39. har du sett dig själv brinna? - in hell !
40. hjälper du dina vänner? - jag hjälpte dom komma till nästa LIV
41. gillar du tacos? - gottju
42. tycker du att du är söt? - modellen
43. har du dansat? - hänt säkert
44. har du spelat hockey? - jobbigt ju!
45. tror du på äkta kärlek vid första ögonkastet? - Ja
46. kan du stå framför spegeln i timmar om du bara får? - orka
47. har du ätit sniglar? - öherhe
48. äger du en locktång? - neee
49. gillar du att tugga tuggummi? - Duger i krig
50. borstar du tänderna varje morron och kväll? - fett glömsk men försöker
51. gillar du kläder? - aa det e fett gott
52. hatar du falska vänner? - orka hata
53. gillar du räkna matte? - kan va najs ibland typ
54. älskar du någon nu? - iDo
55: har du gråtit inför en vän? - ja, men dom är i ett annat liv
56. kan du sjunga? - so call me maybe?
59. är du stor? - en elefant glömmer aldrig
60. vad heter du? - ehh micke?
62. är du kortare än 1.60? - näääee
63. älskar du sommaren? - tvek
64. älskar du vintern? - aahgrå
65. har du mer än 6 par skor? -ja xD
66. brukar du sjunga när du är i duschen? - jag är stum
67. har du hoppat ut ifrån ett fönster? - hahah det var kul de :D
68. har du mer än 3 par mjukisbyxor? - nöää
69. gillar du att städa? - näe, men när jag v'äl städar så äre deep
70. gillar du att sova länge? - ah de e naaajs
71. har du vart med om en olycka? - många haha
72. är du förvirrad? - aldrig eller?
73. har du mer än 6 par byxor? - ahhh
74. har du förlorat en vän? - yees i took it
75. gillar du att shoppa? - blir ba otålig xD
76. har du varit i paris? - ska kidnappa en person o dra dit eller barcelona snart
77. gillar du spindlar? - duger i krig, föredrar nötkött dock
78. klarar du dej själv? - hah, ja fast hatart
79. har du lagat mat? -gick hotell & restaurang
80. är du klantig? - skojja inte
81. har du foppatoffler? - va faen e de?
82. har du mer än 20 låtar på din data ? - några hundra kanske tusen.
83. sminkar du dej innan skolan? - skola???
84. har du träffat en kändis? - hänt
85. har du mer än 7 par nagelack? - menvafan?
86. har du busringt? - hihihihhi ja
87. har du skällt på din bror? - har itne någron
88. har du en vän som skiter i dig? - usch va äckligt!
89. har du velat göra saker men vågar inte? - surething
90. sover du med nått gosedjur? - bara när hon kommer hit <3
91. har du åkt nånstans utan att du får? - haha ja
92. vill du bara fara bort ibland? - surething
93. har du tältat? - yeppp de duger i krig
94. har du bränt dig? - yees inte skönt o bränna hela handflatan o alla fingrar på en platta ://
95. har du lekt med levande ljus ? - yeee
96. har du lekt anden i glaset? - nää
97. skäms du ibland? - aaaah morsan alltså
98. Vad stod i ditt senaste sms? - Johan: Hah
99. gillar du hip hop/rap musik? - vissa låtar
100. är du på sista frågan nu? - näe hurheuhreurhe