RANT RANT RANT

THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I HAVE EVER BEEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BECAUSE MOM REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES.

ANYWAY LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING:

MY SCHOOL HAS A CHOIR

EVERY YEAR FOR THE END OF YEAR CEREMONY THE CHOIR LEADER PUTS TOGETHER A MEDLEY WITH SONGS WE SUGGEST

THE CHOIR CONSISTS OF 96% ANNOYING, TYPICAL WHITE GIRLS WITH A MUSIC TASTE THAT RANGES FROM JUSTIN BIEBER TO ONE DIRECTION AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. SO BASICALLY MODERN POP AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CAN HIT A TONE PROPERLY.

THE OTHER 4% IS ME AND BECCA.

SO PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER YOU CAN GUESS THAT THE CHOSEN SONGS AREN’T REALLY MY CUP OF TEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING THE CHOIR, TELLING THE CHOIR LEADER THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO PARTICIPATE ANYMORE SINCE HE DIDN’T SEEM TO BE SHOWING INTEREST IN ANY OF THE SONGS I SUGGESTED.

AND NOW WE GET TO THE AGGRAVATING PART.

TODAY HE MIRACULOUSLY DECIDES TO ADD FALL OUT BOY’S MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK AND I GOT TO THE CHOIR PRACTICE AS SOON AS I COULD WHEN BECCA INFORMED ME ABOUT THIS, COMING UP WITH A LAME EXCUSE AS OF WHY I WAS LATE WHILE POWER WALKING MY WAY TO SCHOOL.

BUT GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS WHO FUCKING GOT TO SING IT BECAUSE I’D SAID I “DIDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE MEDLEY”.

MOTHER-

FUCKING

ADELINE

THE MOST TONE DEAF IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT WITH THE MOST ANNOYING SINGING VOICE IN SINGING VOICE HISTORY.

SHE’S SUNG AT E V E R Y FUCKING OPPORTUNITY THE SCHOOL HAS HAD TO OFFER.

SHE STOLE M Y SONG. M Y F U C K I N G S O N G.

THE CHOIR LEADER HAS LET ME SING 4 TIMES SINCE I STARTED. TWICE IN 6TH GRADE AND TWICE IN 8TH GRADE. AND I REGRET 3 OF THEM.

I WORKED SO HARD ON GETTING FOB ON THE MDELEY, I PRACTICALLY BEGGED HIM. WHEN IS IT GONNA BE MY FUCKING TIME???? WHEN IS ADELINE GONNA BE THE ONE WHO WON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO SING. I HATE HER. I HATE HER. I HATE HER SO MUCH.

I MADE MYSELF A MUG BROWNIE TO COMFORT ME AND I BURNED MY MOUTH WHEN EATING IT FURIOUSLY BUT IT WASN’T EVEN NEARLY HALF WAY AS HOT AS MY BURNING HATE FOR MISS I-THINK-I-ACTUALLY-AM-SOMETHING-BUT-IN-REALITY-IM-AS-FAKE-AS-THE-NOTES-I-THINK-I-CAN-HIT.

AND I CONFRONTED THE CHOIR LEADER ABOUT THIS AND HE SAYS I TOLD HIM I DIDN’T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE SO HE GAVE THE SONG TO ADELINE.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GIVE MY SONG TO THAT DEVIL SPAWN

AND THEN HE SAYS “THAT SONG REQUIRES ATTITUDE.”

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME

I KNOW WHO G E R A R D W A Y IS. HE’S THE SASSMASSTER OF ALL THE SASSMASTERS. I LEARN FROM THE BEST, ADELINE DOESN’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ATTITUDE.

ADELINE BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT.

I MIGHT BE 152 CM BUT I WILL D E S T R O Y (A) YOU.

WHEN YOU SING “IM ON FIIYAAAA” I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU LITERALLY ARE ON FUCKING FIRE.

IM GONNA GET MY FUCKING SONG BACK.