wake up in the morning feeling like k marxy

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A GODLESS LEFT WING MILLENIAL
1. WAKE UP AT 5PM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB
2. PRAY TO KARL MARX THE GIVER OF FREE STUFF AND DIRECT ANCESTOR OF BERNIE SANDERS
3. TURN ON CNN AS IT IS THE ONLY CHANNEL I WATCH
4. PREPARE AVOCADO TOAST WHILE I FIREBOMB CHICK FIL A
5. DRUGS
6. LOOK AWAY FROM FACEBOOK JUST LONG ENOUGH TO DISRESPECT THE POLICE
7. MAKE MEEMAW CRY AS I TAKE A SHIT ON MY CONFEDERATE LINEAGE
8. PURSUE MY DEGREE IN BASKET WEAVING WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE JOB MARKET
9. CRY AND MASTERBATE BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD A THERAPIST
10. TWEET MY SUPPORT OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD WHILE SNORTING A LINE OF SATANIC PROPAGANDA
11. SLEEP WHILE DREAMING OF EVERY POLITICIANS IMMINENT DEATH