this is your baptism and you can't forgive them:

"when paris hilton comes up on shuffle mood in itunes i think its a sign
a sign from god"



"french is such a sexy language omg you could say something like “i’m going to fuck you in the anus” and it’d still sound good
“I’m going to fuck you in the anus” sounds quite good to me in english as well idk"


"observe that the guy has his clit pierced"

"my friends talk really bad about this girl’s facebook pictures, call her a slut etc
i go look at her pictures
my friends all liked them
thats why i hate people"

"right now im constantly losing followers bc i changed my blogging style while i gain new followers because of it
good thing: my new followers are not as retarded as the old ones hi welcome"

"- heyy, can you check out my blog and tell me if you like it?

YES
WE
CAN
but i wont"

"my mum has a new sweater and i grabbed it and said “wow its so soft” and then i realized i was grabbing her boob"


"spotted: mohammad and haifa walking out of a restaurant together
innocent friendship or dangerous liason?
xoxo, gossip haballah"

alltså haha! allt det där är från han tomahok fiiint liv. syftar jag på mig nu eller han sjölv vet jag inte kan inte ens skriva så djävla trött
ska sova.