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Riktigt namn: Lorenso von Matterhorn Civilstatus: SingelLäggning: Bisexuell
Intresse: Nörda
Bor: Med föräldrarna
Politik: Feminist
Dricker: Whisky
Musikstil: Indie-rock
Klädstil: Blandat
Medlem sedan: 2011-08-05
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Random stuff and The Confession
en kille träffade en tjej
en tjej träffade en kille
det var inte varandra
POFF!!
Jag vill skriva något här men jag vet inte vad... hum... jag bara skriver nu. Jag önskar att jag hade en portal pistol och alla "house" slipsar för er som fattar xD Jag har sony vegas pro nu, jag vet WOW!!
TJB: Are you ready for this?
T: Not really.
TJB: It'll be fine. Chris we have something to tell you.
*T throws up*
T: I think that went well.
TJB: You threw up and we both left.
T: Naa, it's only in the past.
TJB: It was litery 30 sec ago.
T: Thats a mater of apinion.
TJB: No it isn't. Lets try agin. Chris we have somthing to tell you.
*T clorofoams him self*
T: I clorofoamd myself, didn't I.
TJB: Ya you did.
T: Ya *tries to do it agin*
TJB: Don't do it agin! Look! You take the lead this time.
T: hagahableala... You see the thing is Jenny and I, I'll just kill him! Let me kill him! Let me shoot him in the face!!
TJB:No! NO!!
T: Mom, dad I'm gay!
TJB: Wrong! I hope...
T: When I shoot him we can make out!
TJB: No! Don't!
T. This can be so easy!!
TJB: Stop it!
T: You see when to people spen a lot of time together...
TJB: Where are your legs!?
T: I kaba sex mith daina schevsta (or someting like that)
TJB: Nine!
T: Chris!
*T from the future comes*
FT: I'm from the future, tell him he's ugly!
T: Your chubby!
TJB: You can't even get that right!
*T humps the air*
TJB: Thomas, Thomas!
T: NO!... I'm really bad at this aren't I?
TJB: Ya, Chris is never gonna find out about us.
T: Oh that's what we're doing! Chris I know this is hard for you to hear but I'm dating your sister!
C: Ya thats fine.
T: *shoots Chris anyway* whops!
TJB: I think that went well.