I fucked myself and got HPV

Come and break me off
Come and take me on
Come and break me off
Come and take me on

Don't need detention, I'm the snitch;
After school make me your b*tch
In the hall, flash your tits;
Behind the desk, suck my dick
Today's lesson plan: it's how to give a rim job
Bury my face in your ass and beat me til your cock throbs

Seesaw, seesaw, slide my face up and down
On the desk, by lockers, f*ck me on the playground
I'll make time to get my A from a D
I missed class for this now motherf*cking rape me

Teacher, teacher, teacher, show me your chest
Ring the school bell, it's time for recess
Teacher, teacher, teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to fuss

Teacher, teacher, teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Teacher, teacher, teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy now take that paddle to my ass

I've been a bad little boy and I need to be punished
Will you slap me, tap me, pull my hair and make me scream "uh!"
A matter of fact, will you jump me in attack?
Will you f*ck my til I bleed, give me what I f*cking need

Teacher, teacher, f*ck me like my preacher;
Be so naughty, do my body
Take me down like you take this shotty,
Go ahead and work your body
Wipe it with your cum shield, ooh rated X, deal..
Like Jenna Jameson: "We can be more than just friends..."

Teacher, teacher, teacher, show me your chest
Ring the school bell, it's time for recess
Teacher, teacher, teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to fuss

Teacher, teacher, teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Teacher, teacher, teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy now take that paddle to my ass

Like my d*ck in my pants;
It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft;
It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, you can break me off
I'm gonna f*ck you for an A cause I gotta get my play

Like my d*ck in my pants;
It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft;
It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, you can break me off
I'm gonna f*ck you for an A cause I gotta get my play

Teacher, teacher, teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to fuss
Teacher, teacher, teacher, show me your chest
Ring the school bell, yeah, it's time for recess

Teacher, teacher, teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy so take that paddle to my ass
Teacher, teacher, teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard

Be a whore for an A, got a couple of D's
Hey, I can get real horny with B's
Gotta take off your clothes but slow like a stripper
Slide down my pole, I think I should tip her

My desk is gonna slap that ass,
The test: oral, I think I'll pass
Throw me up against the desk,
Throw me up against the desk
I think *ha ha* I think I'm gonna pass this test

Teacher, teacher, teacher, you're a sex angel from above
I'll be your book worm and give you all my love


Har haft en rätt chill dag,men isa har misstolkat allt jag sagt -.- Men seriöst hahah, hon kan misstolka så mycket :(

Kvällshumor

Hahah åh <333

Godnatt alla, ska ha sex med mig kudde nu.