CHICK FLICKS. (and other shit)

... This one will be in English...
Because I've had a conversation with an Irish friend of mine, in English, about the subject, and I'm pretty much copy pasting and rewriting all this shit.

Here it goes.



Rom Coms & Chick Flicks.

Okay.
This shit.
This goddamn shit.
It makes me want to throw up in embarrassment over the development of modern culture.
It's fucking degrading towards women.
All they do, these Hollywood motherfuckers, is throw letters in a blender and mix, pour it in a bowl and then spit in it.
Then they add a generic girl and a generic handsome guy that gets to play prince and then they put a camera in front of it.
And you lot, you swallow it whole, just like a porn star swallowing a load of SPERM.
It's like seeing the feminist movement taking several steps backwards and FUCKING SHOOTING ITSELF IN THE FUCKING KNEECAPS.

FUCK HOLLYWOOD.

And fuck you, once again, for swallowing it.

It's like porn.
I mean, the excuse I heard from a person liking it was "it's satisfying."
... IT'S SATISFYING?!
That's porn if I ever saw it.
And the conclusion of my analysis of that statement... Ish. (nah, just wanted to sound a tad intellectual)
IS THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL MASTURBATE OR FUCK.
IT'S CHEAPER AND A LOT MORE SATISFYING. (Unless you are one fucked up or sexually repressed individual... And if so, I pity you, fool.)

So... Yeah... Now I kinda lost my track...
It's like that when you stop to think.
All the magic fades and... And... And... Fades, yeah.
So... Um...

QUEEN!
Yeah!
Totally not relevant!
But I just watched a documentary about Queen... And I must say, I love the band more and more.
And as a very straight male human being, I must also say that... Fuck-a-doodle-do, Freddie Mercury is the only man who could turn me gay.
But he's dead, so I will remain straight... Unless I decide to go necrophiliac on his ass, but I don't think there's much of an ass left. >.>


I'm rather tired...
But I dun wanna sleep.
So...
Yeah...
Eh...
Boredom...

Almost finished Red Dead Redemption! (again!)

Eh...
Tho, I thought I would thtart to lithp, it might be a fun idea...
Y'know, thtop right there, criminal thcum!
THCUM!...

I'm rambling...

I'm bored. (I think I've said that already)

I'm just writing what pops into my head, really... I think I should stop doing that... Might not be healthy for either of us.
Then again, it's better than sitting in my little dark room, alone.

Hum hum.
Dum dum...
Dum dum dum... Dum dum dum dum dum! Dum dum dum... Dum! Dum dum dum... Dum dum dum!
Hum hum... Hum. >.>


I don't think anybody will read this far... If so... (You just won The Game)



Bye guys.
Take care.
Sleep tight.
And I'm under your bed.