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Hur dränker man en blondin?
- Lägg en spegel på botten av en pool.

Vad säger blondinen när hon föder barn?
- Jag hoppas verkligen det är mitt.

Varför bytte blondinen bara blöjor på sin baby en gång i månaden?
- Blöjpaketet sa: "Upp till 10kg".

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a
gun. She goes to his apartment and when she opens the door she finds her boyfriend
in the arms of a redhead. Well, said the blond is angry, while she opens her purse
to take out the gun. As she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it". The blonde
replies "Shut up, you're next."

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