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Ska spela om Red Dead Redemption och vara tjurig


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Btw


Spelade poker nyss med ett par friends.. Såg typ exakt ut såhär


Jag vann ofc



Har verkligen inget mer att skriva

Seriöst


Spelat Mass Effect 2 som en galning om nån undrar

Var ninja idag på gympan


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Natti

På alla som har så underbara partners


I WANT ONE TOO"! :(((((



Installerar mitt BF2 igen då jag inte kan spela Black Ops för tillfället. Fitta

Det suger verkligen

Köpa

Ny dator

Ba sjunker på bloggtoppen....


Aja gör inget era tråkiga icke existerande nya bloggläsare


Lagat mitt xbox, ska fortsätta nörda mig nu

Så jävla kul....

From Monty Python:
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dung!

Honorable Mention, an original work by my younger brother:

Q: What's also brown and sounds like sonar?
A: (In a high voice) Poop!

From Bloom County:
Q: Have you heard about the new corderoy pillows?
A: They're making headlines!

Anonymous:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!

Honorable Mention:

Q: How did the dead monkey cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken!

From a friend:
1: Ask me if I'm a tree.
2: Huh?
1: Ask me if I'm a tree!
2: Uh...are you a tree?
1: No!!!
(End of joke.)

For the kindergarten crowd:
1: What did the apple say to the banana?
2: I don't know, what?
1: Nothing idiot, apples can't talk!
(Repeat with various objects at least 37 times, or until shot.)

The strings-go-in-a-bar joke, repeated here for those who haven't heard it because they were just thawed out of glacial ice:
These two strings go into a bar, and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, I don't serve your kind here, you're just a couple of strings!" One of the strings ties his ends together and says, "Frayed knot!" Get it? Frayed knot? Oh wait, maybe that's not how it goes, it's...hey, wait! Come back!

Absolutely any joke involving a dog named Sex.
Another winner from my brother:
1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's *there*?
1: Knock-knock.
2: Who's THERE!?!
1: Knock-knock.
2: QUIT it, dammit.
1: Knock-knock.
(Great for starting fights.)

The good old "any key" joke, usually reprinted by the microcephalic when they discover desktop publishing and feel compelled to include "humor" in a "newsletter":
1: I can't use my computer!
2: Why not?
1: It says "press any key".
2: So what's wrong?
1: I can't find the "any" key!

Anonymous:
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Fuck


Så jävla pissigt


HATE IT

Idiot brud som tror hon är katt

I NEED TO STAY AWAKE!:





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