Coffee And Cigarettes
I'm having some downtime, so why not write in this thing? My job today consists of trimming bushes, sneaking in a few smokes, and being nice to people. It's the last one that gets me...
^This is what most people look like to me
Right now I'm waiting to get another barrel thingy to put this fucking bush in, and smoking a Pall Mall, my recently discovered favourite brand. It's not as bitter as Camel.
Whenever someone talks about intelligent design, all I can think about is how food and air go down the same tube. Derp de durp McDerpalicious.
Holy fuck I have a subscriber.