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Planet Earth, My Home, My Place
A capricious anomaly in the sea of space
Planet Earth are you just
Floathing by, a cloud of dust
A minor globe, about to bust
A piece of metal bound to rust
A speck of matter in a mindless void
A lonely spaceship, a large asteroid
Cold as a rock without a hue
Held together with a bit of glue
Something tells me this isn't true
You are my sweetheart soft and blue
Do you care, have you a part
In the deepest emotions of my own heart
Tender with breezes caressing and whole
Alive with music, haunting my soul.
In my veins I've felt the mystery
Of corridors of time, books of history
Life songs of ages throbbing in my blood
Have danced the rhythm of the tide and flood.
Your misty clouds, your electric storm
Were turbulent tempests in my own form
I've licked the salt, the bitter, the sweet
Of every encounter, of passion, of heat
Your riotous color, your fragrance, your taste
Have thrilled my senses beyond all haste
In your beuaty, I've known the how
Of timeless bliss, this moment of now
Planet Earth are you just
Floating by, a cloud of dust
A minor globe, about to bust
A piece of metal bound to rust
A speck of matter in a mindless void
A lonely spacship, a large asteroid
Cold as a rock without a hue
Held together with a bit of glue
Something tells me this isn't true
You are my swweetheart gentle and blue
Do you care, have you a part
In the deepest emotions of my own heart
Tender with breezes caressing and whole
Alive with music, haunting my soul.
Planet Earth, gentle and blue
With all my heart, I love you
Michael Jackson var på en båt med en massa barn. När båten började skunka sa kapten:
- Save yourself!
- But what about the children?, sade Michael.
- Fuck the children!!
- Do we have that much time?
Adminsen skulle begrava sin vän och frågade prästen.
-Får vi ta urnan med askan med oss?
-Ja, det går väl bra, sa prästen, ska ni sprida den på något särskilt ställe?
-Nä, vi ska äta upp den.
-Äta upp den?????
-Ja, vi vill känna honom i röven en sista gång.